Chapter Seventeen
“My big what?” I shout, walking fast because she’s herding me like a pig to slaughter.
“Didn’t I mention it? You’re going to be famous on this world.” She grins. “Isn’t that what you’ve always wanted? To be a TV phenomenon?”
“Err,” is all I can say. Taking a breath, I try again. “I wanted to be a famous TV magician. On Earth. And that was before I knew Tartarus was coming to kill everyone.”
“Well, this will be pretty much what you’ve wanted, and this is the best way to get you ready for Tartarus.” Lilith leads us into a corridor. “Now focus on thinking up tricks that will convince people you’re a vampire, a seer, and a probability manipulator.”
“Wait, you knew I was a trickster? Am I the last to know these things?”
“Michel told me,” she says. “He saw a vision of you
