Day Seventy-Five
Dear Diary,
Ba ba ba ba ba ba BAAAAA!
I now have a master plan for entrapping my elf nobles. Not to toot my own horn about this scheme, but toot toot. The brilliance of this setup is how it’s based on the greatest secret in elfdom. In fact, if this truth were widely known, it could upend the very balance of power between Earth and Faerie.
I’ll share it here anyway because although I’m now an elf queen, in my heart I’ll always remain a nasty-ass pixie.
My Mind-Blowing Secret
Behold: If you wish to lure elves somewhere, just leave out a bowl of Cheetos. That stuff is elf crack. The end.
Amazing, am I right?
Last time I used bait, I chose fairy dust. Big miss. Someone cast a spell protecting my people from being magically summoned by yours truly. Since fairy dust is m
