Chapter 7
Hey, loose-woman-who-spreads-her-legs-indiscriminately.” Shelly’s voice chirped through the speaker on Tara’s phone.
Tara sighed. “Never thought I’d say this, but just call me a w***e already. Woman-of-the-night, corner-standing-body-seller? Seriously? You’re making me want to smother you in your sleep just so I don’t have to hear what you’ll come up with next.”
“You forgot seller-of-genital-epidermis. That’s one of my faves. How could you leave that one out? Whatever, just focus. We have some things to discuss. First, has anything changed since we talked? You still can’t be hurt? Any new powers emerged? Have you figured out if you have some sort of weakness, like Superman and that green stuff?”
Tara tried really hard not to roll her eyes. She did it so much around Shelly she
