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In a world where clothes are everything and might makes right, a single girl strives to find answers of who kiled her fath- "Oi, Oi, we already know what happens here, but guess what, this is MY story you're reading, ya fools"

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Chapter 1: Absence of Justice
Outskirts of Honno City In a road just outside the border of a massive spiral-like city, a lone figure stood appreciating the view while walking towards it. ???: So this is the famous Honno City, huh? Looks like a huge spiral if ya ask me, now to find Honnouji Academy. I hope it's not up there at the top, I'm lazy as f**k today... as I am everyday. The figure had a (F/C) jacket with the hood up to hide his appearance,(F/C) jeans with (F/C) boots that went up to his ankles. He was lean but muscular, though it was hid by the baggines of his hoodie. He stopped walking, as if reminiscing of something, before shaking his head and continued his walk. A gust of wind suddenly swept by, making the hood of his jacket fall from his head, revealing his face. He had (E/C) eyes that shined brightly in the sun, and an angular face, making him seem devilishly handsome. But his most interesting feature was his hair, it was (H/C) and went all the way to his lower back, but if someone looked very close, it would seem to have a few strands of rainbow,. Then suddenly in front of him... (Y/N)(L/N) (Y/N): The hell? Where the f**k did this big ass letters come from? He gave a few experimetal touches to the words when suddenly they dissapeared without a trace. (Y/N): I don't know why, but I feel like this city is gonna give me an aneurysm from sheer craziness... Oh well, it's probably nothing. Author-kun, scene brak please. (Scene Break) He eventually reached the lower part of the city, AKA the slums, and asked a random shop owner for the location of the academy. The show owner only pointed to the top, (Y/N) instantly fell to his knees. (Y/N): I hafta walk all the way up there? Oi, I'll die before I reach half the goddamn distance! ???: That's a bit of an exaggeration, don't ya think? (Y/N) turned to find a black haired teenage girl with a red bang in front of her face. Hert attire was that of a normal school uniform along with a guitar case on her back. (Y/N): Huh, did Japan finally decide to humanize Shadow the Hedgehog? ???: What the hell is that supposed to mean, huh? (Y/N): Wow, you also look and act edgy as f**k, do you also have a blue rival? ???: You lookin' for a fight, punk? The girl sneered at him and cracked her knuckles as if preparing for a fight. That was until (Y/N) put his hands up in surrender. (Y/N): Sheesh woman, chill the f**k out, I was just messing with ya. Her frown softened a bit but was still present on her face. ???: I guess I can let it pass, but I'll kick your ass if you keep bein' an asshole. (Y/N): Yeah, yeah, gotcha loud and clear. s**t, I lost time talking to you and now I'm late in my first day of school! He paused, and immediatly calmed down. (Y/N): Oh well, guess since I'm already late I'll just take my time walking all the way up there. ???: You calmed down a bit fast there. (Y/N): Meh. I'll just come up with an excuse like 'I got lost on the road of life' or something. ???: You'd have to be a goddamn dumbass to believe that shitty excuse!! (Y/N): You'd be surprised. Anyway I got a question for ya. His face turned serious and the girl expected the question to be something extremely important. (Y/N): What does the fox say? ???: The f**k? (Y/N): Just kidding, who the hell are you? ???: Ugh, you're f*****g weird ya know that? The name's Ryuko Matoi. RYUKO MATOI (Y/N): Nani the f**k? There's those f*****g letters are again!!! Ryuko: What the hell are you on about? (Y/N): The letters, don't you see? Ryuko: I don't see anything, are you high? (Y/N): ...It's possible. Ryuko: Wait, what the fu- (Y/N): ANYWAY, we should haul ass and get up there, my legs already hurt from the walk. Ryuko: You changed the subject, but I'll let it slide this time. Let's go. (Scene Break) As they began to walk towards Honnouji, Ryuko stopped at a fruit shop and bought a lemon. Halfway up there, thay saw a small brown haired boy running towards them. As the boy rushed downwards, he rounded a few laps around the two while apologizing and going further down. (Y/N): Sneaky little bastard thinks he's pretty slick huh? Ryuko: Tell me 'bout it, c'mon let's follow him. Meanwhile, the boy sat in front of dumpster, giggling because he thought he made another successful pickpocket. ???: Ha! Those two idiots didn't suspect a thi- Wait, what is this? From his pocket, he brought out a lemon and a set of keys. The boy was shocked when suddenly... (Y/N) and Ryuko: Surprise motherfucker! ???: AAAH!!! *Both take the keys and the lemon* (Y/N): Who the hell do you think you are, Giorno Giovanna? Smokey Brown? Emerald Sustrai? Those are pretty crappy pickpocketing skills, ya brat. Ryuko: *looks at (Y/N)* Who are those guys you're talkin' about, nevermind. *Turns to the boy* You really can't wait for your first kiss huh? Brats these days. ???: Hey, I'll have ya know I had my first kiss already!!! (Y/N): Your hand or an imaginary friend don't count, kid. ???: W-why you, that's it, come on out guys!!! From out of nowhere, three more kids around the boy's age surrounded the two teenagers. ???: They call me Lighting Speed Mataro around these parts, you have no chence against us, so give up and give us your money! (Y/N): Well, well, well, this just got interesting.... on second thought, not really, y'all look weak as f**k. Ryuko: Welp, I've made it my policy not to turn down a fight, bring it. The four kids rushed at the two. Ryuko and (Y/N) nodded at each other adn disposed of them easily, Ryuko with her guitar case and (Y/N) just gave 'em some good ol' punches. Suddenly the four boys retreated and bowed their heads. Mataro: We're sorry, please don't hurt us! (Y/N): That was f*****g quick, Mr. Lightning Speed Mataro. Mataro: We're powerless against those that are stronger than us, so we give up quickly. Ryuko: *calms down* I won't hit someone that's bowing their head, I'll let it pass this time. (Y/N): You better not do that again or else I'll give you a beatdown that'll last seven chapters, got it? The kids nodded nervously and started to leave, when suddenly a brown briefcase hit Mataro in the head, followed by a brown blur with a feminine voice. ???: HOLD IT *Flies and crashes against Mataro and starts practicing WWE submission holds on the boy* I told you not to go around pickpocketing people, you little squirt. Mataro: Aw crap, it's my older sister! ???: Instead of being a delinquent down here you should be going to school! Mataro: Ok, Ok, I'm sorry, I'll go but please let me go, OW! The girl released her younger brother and he took the opportunity to escape. The girl frowned at Mataro but then turned to the two teenagers, who we're watching the scene with a 'WTF' look. ???: I'm sorry about him, he really- Wait, oh no, I'm going to be late. *Runs to a tram that was filled with students* Don't leave, don't leave. *Gets on* Yay, I got on! (Y/N): *Facepalm* I should have gone to UA, or to Kuoh, hell even Orange Star, but nooo, I just had to choose this crazy school on a crazy city!*Sigh* f**k my life. Ryuko: Those schools don't even exist, dumbass. (Y/N): That's what they want you to think... nevermind, let's keep goin'. (Scene Break) The two finally arrived at the top of the city, where Honnouji Academy's entrance laid. They saw a naked corpse tied to by whips at the top of the entrance. (Y/N): Huh, he's dead...well that went from 0 to a 100 real f*****g quick. Ryuko: *Reading* 'This is a worthless pig who dared defy Honnouji Academy, as consequence, Punishment was dealt.' *Smirks* Interesting, I might find some answers here. (Y/N): Oi, you're smirking at a literally dead body, I'm suddenly worried for your mental stability, ya sick b***h. SMACK Ryuko: Shut up, bastard. C'mon we have to go to class. *Walks away* (Y/N): That kinda hurt. f**k class, I'm going sight-seeing *Looks at the sky* Author-kun, can I get a scene break, I'm too damn lazy. Deadpool fans, eat your hearts out. (Scene Break) (Y/N): Man, this school has some awesome technology, not as good as german technologuy, though, cuz It's the best in the world, Sekai Ichi motherfuckers. (Y/N) saw Ryuko and the brown haird girl from earlier walking in the courtyard. He decided to approach them, despite having a gut feeling that it may be a big mistake. (Y/N): 'Sup losers. Ryuko: Where the f**k were you, you we're supposed to go to class. (Y/N): Number one, I was sight seeing. Number two, do you honestly care? Ryuko: Meh, not really no. (Y/N): Number Three, who the hell is humanized brown pinkie pie over here? ???: Hiya, I'm Mako Mankanshoku, nice to meet you! MAKO MANKANSHOKU (Y/N): Nice to meet you too, I guess. *Turns to the letters and mutters* I'll have to disscuss these letters someday with Author-kun. Ryuko: Anyway, Mako, mind telling me who is the top dog 'round here? Mako: Oh, that's easy, it's- Oh no, Ryuko, (Y/N), bow down, quickly! Suddenly two long rows of students aligned themselves in fron of a set of stairs, where a large young man wearing a uniform with three stars and a lot of spikes was walking down. (Y/N) and Ryuko, unlike Mako and the other students, just squatted down while the man passed. Ryuko: He looks like a big shot. (Y/N): You don't f*****g say, what gave it away? Ryuko: I'll punch you again if ya don't shut up. Mako: That's Ira Gamagori, he's a Three Star student. Ryuko: Three star? From that point, Mako gave an explanation an star ranks and Goku Uniforms that (Y/N) decided to tune down because he ran out of f***s to give. Suddenly... Ira: STUDENTS OF HONNOUJI ACADEMY, SALUTE LADY SATSUKI KIRYUIN! (Y/N): No f*****g indoor voice for this guy it seems... Suddenly, a bright light began shining and the source appeared to be a young lady who was currently trading down the stairs. She had long black hair cut in a Hime style and a military version of a school uniform, she had a sheathed black katana at her hip. SATSUKI KIRYUIN (Y/N): *Looks at letters* I don't give a f**k anymore *Looks at Satsuki* Sheesh, she looks like a bonafide hardass with parental issues. My god, she might be a relative of Rock Lee with those eyebrows... Ryuko got up and stood in the middle of everyone and in front of Satsuki Ryuko: Hey there, I heard you were the queen bee in this school, I gotta ask you something *Opens her guitar case and brings out a giant half pair of scissor* Mako: That's a big scissor! (Y/N): I feel so sorry for the guy who forces her into Prom Sex... Nah, it would be hilarious if that s**t happened. Ryuko: That's right, this giant scissor blade belonged to my father, and I'm currently searching for the other half, which is in the hands of my father's killer. Hey prez, I noticed your eyes widened a little when you saw this, have you seen it before? Satsuki: And what if I have? Ryuko: Why you, you're the woman with the other half aren't you! She brandished her blade at charged at Satsuki, when suddenly a huge boxing glove came in front of her and sent her flying. ??? TEK! KEN! FUN! SAI! (Y/N): Well that's gotta hurt in the mornin' *looks at the boxer* Hmm,I feel like he's compensating for something with that big ass glove... Satsuki: Fukuroda, huh? Fukuroda: Yes ma'm, Boxing Club President Takaharu Fukuroda at your service, please allow me to take care of this insolent girl for you! Satsuki: She's all yours. Ryuko: Get outta my way! She began to fight with Fukuroda, but his Two Star Goku uniform was too much for her. (Y/N): *Sigh* Welp, I guess I gotta help her, I'm not an anime protagonist if I don't do some stupid hero-like s**t with no amount of common sense to please the readers, what a f*****g drab. Thinking that no one had eyes on him, he suddenly blurred out of place, not knowing that a pair of cold blue eyes watched him with interest. (Y/N) suddenly appeared in a blur of static between Fukuroda and Ryuko. They were both shocked as they didn't see him coming. (Y/N): 'Sup losers Ryuko: Where the hell did you come from? Why did you interfere? (Y/N): Number one, from the crowd, duh. Number two, I kinda wanna give you a hand beacause Boxer over there is steamrolling your ass right now. Fukuroda: Get out of the way, No Star, this is between that girl and me! (Y/N): *sigh* Listen, girl, there is a way you can beat him, a legendary technique that was passed down from generation to generation for moments like this one. Everyone, including Satsuki, watched with curiosity to see the fabled technique. Ryuko looked at (Y/N) and nodded at him. Ryuko: Oh, right, it's THAT technique *smirks* yeah, it'll definitely work. Fukuroda: A secret technique huh? Bring it! (Y/N): The name of this legendary technique is.... Suddenly Ryuko and (Y/N) turned their back on everyone and.... Ryuko and (Y/N): Run away/NIGERUNDAYO!!!! They quickly sprinted to the entrance and went their separate ways. Ryuko stole a scooter and (Y/N) ran down to the slums. Everyone at Honnouji had their jaws snapped off and facefaulted. Even Satsuki had a slighly comically surprised expression. She then regained her composure and eyed the school's entrance with an apathetic but slightly curious gaze. (Scene Break) The Next Day, after classes (Y/N) got out of the school's main building and towards the courtyard, he had his eyes closed and a pair of (F/C) headphones as he walked. (Y/N): *singing* Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level, coming from my mind. Damn I love that song *looks at the center of the courtyard* huh, what's that? There were a lot of students surrounding a boxing ring, in which Takaharu and a green haired young man who apparently had a Three Star uniform. (Y/N) saw Mako tied upside down above a dangerous-looking fryer. (Y/N): Man, she's kind of going to die if she falls, but she doesn't look too worried 'bout it. Still, someone's gotta help her, right? *beat* (Y/N): Who am I kidding, if I don't do something that b***h will start to b***h at me for the rest of the school year. Plus she's the only person that hasn't been agressive since I arrived. *sigh* (Y/N) tensed his legs and was about to move, but then a cloaked person leaped from the crowd, saved Mako and landed on the ring. (Y/N) squinted and saw it was Ryuko. Fukuroda: So you've come, transfer student! Ryuko: Using a hostage is pretty dirty. I thought you were a boxer. If you are then let's settle this one on one! Fukuroda: I don't recall recruiting you as a club member, but as you wish! With that, Fukuroda sent a flurry of punches to Ryuko who remained still, then he used his huge glove as a drill to land the finishing blow. The force of the punch shredded the cloak, revealing a rather... kinky suit. (Y/N): In the words of Joseph Joestar: OOOH MY GOOOOOD! Takaharu: What sort of outfit is that! Ryuko: You two assholes stop gawking! (Y/N): f**k that s**t, if you wanna show skin then get ready to be drooled at, Ms. Fanservice! Ryuko: ARGHH!! (Y/N): Anyway, talk time is over, so move that fine ass of yours and fight, go get 'em! Ryuko, with a small blush, started to overpower Fukuroda and eventually stripped him off his uniform. She then turned to the tower in which the lady of war herself watched everything like a hawk. Ryuko: Now. You're gonna tell me who this scissor blade belongs to, Satsuki Kiryuin! Her blush suddenly turned from one of embarassment to one of tiredness and began panting heavily. She bagan to mutter some words that (Y/N) couldn't hear, as if she was talking to someone. She then spoke to Satsuki again. Ryuko: Damn it! I'll ask you another day, Satsuki Kiryuin! Ryuko jumped from the ring and dashed towards the entrance. The green haired man, named Sanageyama, ordered the One Stars to chase them but Satsuki ordered them to stop and to prepare for Ryuko's arrival. (Y/N): Well, I can't lie, she kind of kicked ass back there. The onlt thing she needed was a badass theme song, like Before My Body Is Dry or something along those lines. Whatever, I'm leaving to God knows where, I'll probably beat up a One Star and steal his apartment. (Y/N) went to leave but he felt someone's eyes on him and he looked up at the tower. His eyes stared right into Satsuki's, who coldly stared back. They stared at each other's eyes for what felt like hours, before he smirked at her and disappeared in a blur of speed, while no one but her coincidentially watched him, because of reasons. Satsuki: Inumuta! Houka: Ma'am! Satsuki: I want you to bring me information on Ryuko Matoi and (Y/N) (L/N).

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