My Girlfriend the Lap Dancer
"For my boss's 50th birthday, our office decided to take him to a strip joint just to embarrass him a bit. We thought it'd be a blast. After a few drinks, one of the working girls, Jasmine, decided to give me a lap dance.
Imagine my surprise when, after the show, she slipped me her phone number!
I'd never been with another woman before, and though I didn't think of myself as a lesbian, I couldn't wait to see Jasmine again."
It was my boss’s fiftieth birthday. He’s a nice enough guy but gets embarrassed easily, so the other girls in the office and I thought we’d take him to a strip joint for a few drinks. I know that sounds ridiculous for a bunch of women to take a guy there, but we thought it would be a blast.
We’re a noisy bunch, so when we arrived, most p……