Alex read it out loud. “Any idea who it’s from?” “Not a clue. All I know is I can finally get back to… oh hell. You know what we like to do.” “Jerked off a lot last night, didn’t you?” Alex joked. “You have no idea.” “So you going to keep dressing this way?” Johnny asked. “I was figuring you were doing it as a ploy to get the key back.” “I didn’t do it because of this f*****g thing. I do it because I like it. This is me from now on, and you can accept it or not. I don’t care. It’s up to you.” “I guess without jacking off all these months, you started producing girl hormones instead of guys.” Alex interjected. “We’ve all been best friends since second grade, and you finally come out of the closet without ever saying anything. I’m baffled. There was never a clue. I don’t understand. We

