"Uh... What exactly are you doing, baby?"
"I was burning sage and spraying lavender oil to keep vampires and werewolves away but that clearly is not working..." I trail off and he bursts off laughing. What exactly was funny? Did I crack a joke?
I throw the burning sage at him and turn around and sit at the table. I huff and cross my arms. Today is just getting more and more annoying by the minute.
"Okay... Okay... I am sorry, alright?" He sobers up. "I'll keep the alpha of the douche bag pack away from you though, I promise."
"Who? Rio?"
"Yes, Rio Black."
"Why?" I ask and he slowly walks up to where I am sitting.
"Because you are mine, querida, only mine." He says intensely and bends to give me a light peck on my lips. I blush.
"Are you hungry? Don't you have any food at home?" He says eyeing my bottle of blood.
"Yeah kinda... I was enjoying my blood. It's B+, my favorite when I got this stupid letter and I got all distracted and started burning the stupid sage." I say.
He looks at me like I am edible.
"What? What are you staring at bat-face?" I ask him slightly annoyed.
"You, querida. You need to get into some clothes if you don't want me to f**k you until you lose your voice screaming my name in ecstasy." He says and licks his lips.
I gulp. What the hell?!
"Let me take you out for dinner, we have to talk... " He says looking right into my eyes like he is proposing me and not just asking me to go out on a stupid dinner date with him.
I get up and go inside my room swaying my ass, teasing him all I can.
I come out of my room, fifteen minutes later looking sexy as f**k in my favorite LBD, my killer six inches heels and to die for makeup. I look ravishing and I can see it in Mr. Vampire king's eyes. He likes what he is looking at. And that is me! Yay! My heart dances inside my chest.
"Let's go?"
"Umm... Yes... Oh.. Yes of course... The dinner... "
I roll my eyes and get inside his BMW.