My phone was ringing endlessly for the last five minutes. I was brushing my teeth and couldn’t get off fast to reach my phone to answer it. ‘UHHG!!!’ wait, okay, whoever you are,’ I rolled my eyes. I rinsed my mouth and rushed out of the bathroom. I grabbed my phone and checked who the caller was, “uncultured caller” Oh great! What the hell this pig wants. Clicking the green button, I pressed the phone on my ear.
“Hello,” I answered
“Kathy.” A deep baritone voice answered back. What? I had to look again to see whose name was on the phone— “uncultured caller.”
“How in the hell you know my name?!” I yelled. I was pretty sure this was the caller who dialed my number and made a disgusting noise while doing their unholy deeds.
“It's me, Miles” f*****
