It was amazing the amount of “friends” that came crawling out of the woodwork with the announcement that you were marrying the country’s most eligible bachelor—a statistic I didn’t even know about until the announcement came out.
My social media, which I’d blanched and scrubbed the hell out of weeks before the announcement came out, was awash with notifications. People I hadn’t had contact with in years except for social media exchanges—which I didn’t consider contact, really—had been bombarding my social media.
The one good thing was that they didn’t have my new number, which some of them noted as they’d tried to call, but it had been so long since we’d hung out or really talked, I felt like it was a feeler post. Like they were throwing out a line to see if I’d take it.
What surprised
