Chapter Two
I cleared my throat and tried to find my voice, “No, you definitely aren’t the only one. In fact, despite my obvious embarrassment, I’m glad you brought it up. I was getting pretty desperate myself, but I didn’t have the faintest idea what to do about it.”
My words quieted even further, but at least I finally looked Angela in the eye to say, “It needed to be said and I’m grateful you took the initiative. Thank you.”
Angela rose to her knees on her bed and bowed mockingly in several directions, as if playing to a large crowd. In a preposterous approximation of a baritone, she said, “It’s all in a day’s work for your friendly neighborhood knight in shining armor. We rescue damsels from dragons, evil sorceresses... and horniness!”
“Give me a break!” I jeered as I lobbed a roll
