WiredI did it out of utter frustration…and because I had the skills to do it. Dave Albano has been the object of my desire, the genesis of my dreams, the inspiration for m**********g buckets of c*m, and the likely reason I am a closet gay. It all started when we jerked off together after one of Lannie Lou Hilderman’s wild parties when we were fifteen. I remember little about the party, but everything about the jerk-off session.
Dave had cornered Lannie Lou in the cabaña, figuring he was going to get his first real piece. All he got was groped and was about to pop his cork by the time we left the party. Naturally, he confided all to his best friend, Nicholas Nix…that’s me, Nick Nix. When we were in an appropriately dark stretch of the park on the way to our respective houses, I suggested h
