“You i***t,” Myrna yelled and jumped on Jeremy’s back.
Her knees digging into Jeremy’s sides to keep herself clinging to his body, she repeatedly slapped him on the head with both hands. “You stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid—”
“Ow, Myrna, that hurts. Stop it,” Jeremy complained.
She continued to slap him, punctuating her blows with, “Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.”
Brian watched, strangely amused by her tirade. Jeremy tried to dislodge her from his back, but she had him in a leg lock he had no hope of escaping.
Brian’s left hand was already so swollen that he couldn’t make a proper fist. He hoped to God it wasn’t broken. But seeing Myrna slap the s**t out of Jeremy in retaliation? Totally worth it.
Jeremy covered his head with his arms to try to block her continued flat-palmed
