“Ok class, time for lunch.” Neil announced dismissing them. He apologised to me for the lack of warning he had given me but if he had told me what was to come I would probably have refused to co-operate and thereby broken my contract which he wanted to avoid at all costs. I had to agree on that point and asked him if this afternoon was going to be a repeat of this morning. “Oh no.” he assured me, “Your body can only cope with this once a day, this afternoon will focus on the upper digestive system.” “That’s fine by me.” I replied, until I was informed that ideally I shouldn’t eat at lunch time otherwise it will spoil the afternoon’s class. I told Neil I was starving, the only thing he could suggest was that I had a couple of energy drinks and ate some glucose tablets he had spare. It wa

