Nagmamadali na akong bumaba ng hagdan dahil mali-late na ako sa papuntang University.
" Sheen anak, mag-almusal ka muna bago ka pamasok"...si nanay Lina.
Nay, mali-late na po ako, sa canteen nang university nalang po ako kakain. "Sige mag-iingat ka at huwag bilisan ang pagpatakbo ng kotse."
"Opo!"
"Nang makarating ako sa lobby nang University ay agad pinarada ang kotse at nagmamadaling bumaba. When I got out the car and carrying my laptop and the folder containing my presentations when suddenly someone pulled me and covered my mouth.
Ang isa sa kanila ang tumangay sa laptop ko. Habang ang isa ay hawak parin ang bibig ko para hindi makagawa ng ingay. Hindi na muna ako nagpumiglas pinag-aralan ko muna ang kanyang mga galaw.
Mga demonyo ako pa talaga pinili ninyong kalabanin....anas ng isip ko. Dahan-dahan niya akong hinila paatras patungo sa may bodega. Nang huminto siya agad kong hinila ang aking sarili paupo para makawala sa pagkakahawak niya at ang galaw na iyon ay hindi niya napaghandaan kaya tuloyan niya akong nabitawan. Agad akong lumingon sa gawi niya at walang pag-alinlangang sabay suntok sa kanyang p*********i. Ahhhhhhh f*cki'n b*tch sigaw ng demonyo na namilipit sa sobrang, di pa nakilala dahil naka bonet ang mukha niya.
Sorry, iyang itlog mo kasi ang bumungad sa kamao ko kaya iyan tuloy ang nasuntok ko. Sa susunod yumuko ka para sa mukha mo tumama ang suntok ko gago. Sa'yo ko gagamitin ang muay thai ko, animal ka.
I pulled his hair and ask him, "Who ordered you to block me? And who ordered you to steal my laptop?
Ang gago hindi makasagot dahil namilipit parin ito sa sakit....tangene nabigyan ko yata ng punch 2.0 version.
Lintik lang naman na ayaw sumagot lulubusin ko na so I punch his eye, nose and lips....ahhhhhhh f*ckkk ouchhhhhhhh sigaw niya uli.
C'mon jerk let's play head, shoulder, knees and toes....weak asshole.
I called the university guard. Sir, can you help me to bring him inside the guidance counselor office.
"What happened to this man? the guard ask me.
He tried to lock me in the warehouse so I couldn't enter the university. I have a competition with the seniors today so I guess that's the reason why they try to blocked my way.
Hindi na nakatayo ang gago kaya kinarga na siya ni manong guard parang kapre pa naman. Ang hayop mangharang wala naman palang sapat na training.
We directly went to the conference room because Clea called me that they are all there and she is done presenting her part. At malapit na akong ma disqualified kong hindi pa ako darating sa tamang oras.
"All those who were there gasped and were surprised by what they saw."
Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Hello everyone! Let me introduce myself first to those who don't know me yet. I am Afsheen Herrera Della Torres. A Sophomore student and aspires to be a competitor to compete with seniors.
I also dreamed of winning to have the opportunity to participate in the London Business University competition.
Maybe you were surprised by this person that the guard brought in front of you.
When I got out of my car, there were two people stopped me. One took my laptop away, and that person held my mouth so I wouldn't make any noise.
"Don't worry guy's he is fine, he is just like an example of the song "journey" half the world asleeping, half the world awake." kidding aside....they are laughing.
He tried to lock me in the warehouse so I couldn't enter the university. I have a competition with the seniors today so I guess someone try to manipulate me.
I ask Mr. Evan our University guard to remove the cover from his face. It's up to all of you who are here to recognize him. And one more thing I can lead all of you where they keep my laptop.
Mr. President, take my phone sir. There is a GPS that connected to my PC, just follow the dots and it will lead you to the object. Tapos tiningnan ko ang mga mukha ng kalaban ko sa kompitesiyon. Ang isa ay hindi na mapakali at halatang mabubuko na.
After a few moments later, Mr. President returned to the conference room with my laptop.
"It's embarrassing to call you as a senior Ms. Taylor."
" How do you do these things?"
This is a big shame in our school. And you are ruining the reputation of this school too."
"From this day you are no longer part of the university. From this day I am dismissing you as a student."
"Guard, just bring this woman out of the University now."
Nagpumiglas naman ang bruha, at kung makatingin sa'kin ay talagang chinop-chop na ako sa isip niya. Sorry ka nalang dahil kinalaban mo ang baliw...anas ng isip ko...then I rolled my eyes
"Ms. Della Torres, yes sir"....I politely answer him.
"You and Ms. Humpress will be the representative of our University. This is our universities pride to let the both of you to participate in the upcoming competition at the London Business University."
"Gentlemen I apologize for the unpleasantness that is happening today."
Sir, I want everyone to see my prepared presentation. I want to know if they will like or satisfied my presentation. And I also want to know what is the missing point of views with my work so it can be change and added.
"If that's what you want, then go ahead Ms. Della Torres." "Thank you sir"
Then, I confidently explain my purgatory presentation to them...silly me.
"They all stood up and applauded me. They are all praising my work, and congratulate me."
"We will prepare Ms. Humpress and your ticket to London Ms. Della Torres."
"Thank you sir, for trusting us. And it's our pleasure to raise the pride of our University".
Tuwang-tuwa akong bumaba nang intablado na parang nasungkit ang bulalakaw sa langit charrr. Lumapit ako sa kinauupuan ni Clearose. Ay bruha naman ay nagtitili at parang buntot ng butiking naputol kung gumalaw sa tuwa.
"Bestie, I'm so so proud of you. Really you are my sister in heart, I love you."
" Eres una cabra loca, Clea."
"Grabeh Ka naman bestie, ang harsh mo talaga sa'kin nag i love you na nga ako tinatawag mo parin akong kambing."
"Hey! Engineer matanong nga kita. Mukha na na talaga akong kambing?"
Lumaki ang eyeballs ko sa gulat at lumingon sa may likuran ko. Nakita kong naglalakad palapit sa table namin si professor Aragon at ang kanyang anak na si Jeremy mi amor ko.... haiisstt kinilig na k**i ko. Bakit Kaya siya naandito?anang isip ko.
"Hello ma'am good morning!" sabay na pagbati namin ni Clea sa aming guro.
"Hi girls, tumayo kami at biniso-biso si ma'am. You did a great job and I'm so proud to both of you."
"Thank you ma'am!"
“Oh I'm sorry I forget, my son is here, I invite him to tour here before he will go back to New York."
"Hello pretties," he wave his hand to Clea and the shocking is. Bumolong siya sa tainga ko nang "you are a badass again today" with a kiss on my cheek."
"Aaaaahhhhhhhh professor Aragon did you see that? sabay alog ni Clea kay ma'am Aragon." Nakalimotan na niyang respetohin ang guro namin sa kanyang kalandian....at nangingisay na ang piste.
"Yes! Ms. Humpress in my very own two eyes I witnessed"....she laughed.
Haring lupa, bumuka ka at ako'y lunokin mo na...anas ng isip ko. Ang lalaking ito ay talagang lumabas sa butas ng nanay niyang nakahubad kaya di na tinablan nang hiya.
Well, we're in Canada at walang pakialam ang madla kong magtukaan at chukchakan kayo sa harap nila. Pero "huwag uncle bata pa ako" hahaha, singit ng pesti kong utak. Syempre nakakahiya dahil hindi pa ako sanay sa ganyang scene...kaya nga sinanay kana niya eh, choosy kapa....utak ko talaga panira Ng moment.
Can I invite you for a lunch? Tanong niya sa'kin....
"Let's go Clearose, we're going for shopping." We will not going with them because we might just disturb them." "Son take care my diamond, bye." "Yes mom! take care too."
Ma'am Aragon, I didn't agree....kontra ko kuno para di halatang kinilig na ako.
"Bestie it's yes and yes with yes, no other option...punta ka muna washroom tali-an mo maigi panty mo"...bulong no Clearose sa tainga ko sabay takbo. Yawa talaga.
I frustratedly look at him, and he just winked me back.....pinaglihi talaga sa kalandian, I murmured while rolling my eyes.
"So where do you want to have a lunch?"
Gusto mo sa bahay nalang namin? Masarap magluto ang nanay Lina ko.
"Culinary family yata kayo, kaya malamang masasarap ang mga niluluto ninyo."
"Sort of, so let's go then."
"Okay"....