MY BRAT BOSS

Prank

When I uwi sa house I takbo agad kay Nanay Soledad sa kitchen to tanong her if not true na you will get buntis when lalaki kiss you sa lips. It's so nakakahiya what I'm gawa kanina. I sabi sabi pa to him na I'm buntis and he needs to panagutan me. ASAP! Many tao pa naman naka-heard my sabi kanina kay Mr. Old man!

"Nanay Soledad! Nanay Soledad! Where ka I need to tanong tanong to you!" I sigaw pa nang malakas when I pasok sa kitchen but no people here. I ikot ikot pa sa inside but no Nanay Soledad here. I takbo again to hanap her. Maybe she's in her room and marites with Ate Mady and Ate Sheila.

"Nanay Soledad! Soledad!" I sigaw while lakad.

"Nanay Soledad, where ba you? I can't kita you sa kitchen!" I sigaw again but no Nanay Soledad pakita to me. I takbo sa likod ng house then I kita her with Ate Mady and Ate Sheila eating ng I don't know.

She looks nagulat pa when she kita me naka-hold sa bewang ang mga hands ko.

"Nanay Soledad, don't tell lies because that's not tama. Be tapat, okay? isn't not totoo if someone kiss you and sa isang araw you buntis na? Why you sabi ko me if someone kiss me I will be buntis?! Why?" She did not sagot to me, just tingin to me.

Then suddenly they're tawa nang malakas pa. I just tingin to them while tawa pa rin sila nang tawa.

"Jusko kang bata ka at napaka-inosente mo! Ay, hindi ka mabubuntis ng halik ang kasunod ng halik, yun ang nakakabuntis!" Ate Mady pa sabi. What's kasunod ng halik, Ate Mady?" I usisa to her.

"Masarap—aray! Nanay Soledad naman, masakit po!" ouch ni Ate Sheila when kurutin siya ni Nanay Soledad in her singit. Buong pagtataka ko pa silang ni-look. At bakit ba don't like ni Nanay Soledad na i-tell sa akin ang about sa buntis?

"Ano bang sinasabi mo dyan, Emi? Wag mong sabihin na may humalik sa'yo? At mapapalo talaga kitang bata ka! Ano meron ba? Sabihin mo sa akin!"

Oh no! I need to tell ng lie to her, so she does not kurot me sa singit! I'm sorry po, Lord! Just bawas na lang po my points there in Heaven! Pero I will bayad po next time, promise po!

"No po! Si…si Sam po! She tanong to me. Kasi po…Iverson halik her sa lips! I will akyat po muna sa room ko! I will not pahalik po Nanay Soledad, I'm bata pa po diba? Bye po! You marites bawat each other po!" Then I takbo pa. I can't sabi kay Nanay the totoo! Ate Mady sabi naman na I will not buntis, but what is sunod sa kiss? I need to malaman it, so i can iwas na. Next time I will tanong her if Nanay Soledad is not andyan to makinig to us. Sometimes my Nanay Soledad is marites!

I need to kalimot about it na! Because my dugo is akyat when I alala that Mr. Old man na 'yan! He takot pa me na we will make it totoo! He is so nakakainis like GRRRRR!

"Nanaaaaaay! Why has the man that sunod to me gone na? Where are they punta?" I tanong to Nanay when I baba sa kitchen. I pansin na it last week pa. Just one man lang ang sunod-sunod to me and the iba is layas na yata? Maybe they're suko na to me. Why I'm very mabait kaya to them. I just takas lang kasi to check our St. Peter Café because the renovation is gawa na, so I need to check if it's okay lang and no problem or any problema. But everything is okay lang and ayos lang. I don't alala and worry about it. I'm so excited na talaga because it's malapit na to tapos it!

"May bagong darating mamaya. At sa tingin ko ay dito ka titino na bata ka. Ewan ko lang kung matakas ka pa. Emi, sa tingin ko ay magiging mabait ka dito sa bagong bodyguard mo!" Nanay Soledad iling iling while she ngiti to me. Who's bagong bodyguard kaya? I don't isip na nga.

So I can takas later when mom is alis na? This is so good. I think I'm swerte today because I'm malaya na! I tawa pa nang malakas because of my naisip.

I will takas pa rin sa new bodyguard, so mom will pagod na to hanap ng bantay to me! I will pasakit the ulo of new taga-bantay! Tama it's a good idea. I think I'm very bright na.

"Anong tinatawa mo riyan? May naisip ka na naman ba na kalokohan na bata ka? Ikaw talaga puro kalokohan."

My eyes are namilog pa when Nanay is nabasa ang nasa mind ko. Oh no! She can't basa it or else she will know my plano in my utak.

"Nope, Nanay Soledad! I will langoy lang po today sa pool. I will kain na lang po later! I love you, Nanay Soledad ko!" I halik pa her before I balik sa room ko to change ng swimsuit.

I pakanta kanta while I'm bihis bihis.

This is the best day ever! I know na how to alis my bodyguards. I just pasaway, then they're iwan na me!

"Gemini, my you're sexy?" I kilig pa when I look to my katawan. The red bikini is really bagay to my katawan.

I'm so excited pa to labas, but my smile is nabura when I kita Mr. Old man sa outside. I pikit my mga eyes then open it ulit to tingin again Mr. Old man. He's totoo! Mr. Old here talaga!

I can't kaya na! He insulto my sexy katawan! How dare he kausap me like that?!

I pasok pasok sa room nang faster. I takbo agad sa mirror to tingin my boobs.

He's lying to me! My boobs are not like plantsahan board! I don't naniniwala to him. Sam sabi sabi na hindi two ang likod ko. She sabi rin na I'm higit na pinagpala to all the women. My boobs are not maliit it's…it's big and malaki! He's kunwari lang!

"He bastos meeeeeee! Maybe his mga mata is not clear not to kita kita my coconut!" I ipit ipit pa my boobs to make it big. But wait—

Seryoso ba him that he will be my personal bodyguard? Oh no! I don't gusto it!

But I smirked when I isip ng kalokohan how to alis him sa life ko! I will pahirap him. Hmmmp! Let's inis each other Mr. Old man!

After saglit I labas na rin at he's wala na dito. I punta sa swimming pool area and I kita him na naka-seat. He tingin pa to me. I dahan-dahan alis my cover up and lakad papunta sa pool. I lakad like a model pa to his harapan. I lusong sa water ng very sexy. I patong my baba sa side ng pool while nakaharap to him. I basa basa na ganito raw dapat to asar ang isang lalaki.

"Mr. Old man, why you're not makatingin to me? You are naseseksihan to me ba?" I kita pa how he buntong-hininga. And I want to inis him pa lalo. Para tomorrow he alis na here. I want to be mag-isa na lang like Sam and Iverson, they're are malaya like bird.

"Mr. Old man, can you bigay me ng cold na water, pleaseeee?"

He makes makipagtitigan pa to me, but after saglit he tayo na rin. I want to smile pa kasi my plano is working to him. He no magawa to tanggi my utos. Hmmm...I ganti you na dahil you lait my coconut!

"Here." He masungit pang inabot sa akin ang glass of tubig.

"Oh, thank you! But I want a juice pala. Sorry. Can you kuha me again?"

"Pinaglalaruan mo ba ako, spoiled brat? Hindi ako waiter!" He so inis na talaga. Hmmmp! Gemini, keep it up!

"Last na lang, Mr. Old man. Thank you!" I sabi pa then I langoy palayo to him.

I will prank him! When I kita him na malapit na I lubog sa water so he will hanap me.

"Spoiled brat! Where are you! Spoiled brat!" I feel pa the inis sa voice niya.

I'm nagulat pa when I rinig the sounds ng water. He talon pala.

"It's a prank!" I sigaw pa. But I'm scared pa when I tingin to him. He looks super galit. I gulat pa when he hawak me sa braso nang madiin.

"f**k!" He mura niya pa me.

Why naman siyang galit? It's just a joke, lang naman.

"Do you think this is funny?! Tell me! Wala ka bang ibang alam gawin kundi magpasaway? Inabala mo ang buhay ko para sa mga ganitong bagay! Childish!" Then he bitaw me and he lakad palayo.

He's galit ba to me? He's Kj naman. He don't alam ba ang 'prank'? He's super matanda na ba?