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"GOOD AFTERNOON PASSENGERS. THIS IS THE PRE-BOARDING ANNOUNCEMENT FOR FLIGHT 8AB TO NINOY AQUINO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.
WE ARE NOW INVITING THOSE PASSENGERS WITH A SMALL CHILDREN AND ANY PASSENGER REQUIRING SPECIAL ASSISTANCE,
TO BEGIN AT THIS TIME,
PLEASE HAVE YOUR BOARDING PAST AND IDENTIFICATION READY.
THANK YOU!"
nandito na ako sa loob ng eroplano,
first time ko naka sakay nito, kaya kinakabahan talaga ako,
biglang nanlamig ang kamay ko, di ko alam dami kasing balita na napapanood ko sa tv, yung bigla nalang na crash tapos patay lahat ang nasa loob, bat parang napaparanoid ako? ilang minuto ay tumonog na na man ang speaker
"LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. WELCOME ONBOARD FLIGHT 4B7 WITH SERVICE FROM CEBU PACIFIC TO NINOY AQUINO INTERNATIONAL AIRLINES.
WE ARE CURRENTLY THIRD IN THE LINE FOR TAKE OFF AND ARE EXPECTED TO BE UN THE AIR UN APPROXIMATELY SEVEN MINUTES TIME AND SECURE ALL BAGGAGE UNDERNEATH YOUR SEAT OR IN THE OVERHEAD COMPARTMENT,
WE ALSO ASK THAT YOUR SEAT AND TABLE TRAYS ARE IN THE UPRIGHT POSITION FOR TAKE OFF. PLEASE TURN OFF ALL PERSONAL ELECTRONIC DEVICES, INCLUDING LAPTOPS AND CELLPHONE.
SMOKING IS PROHIBITED FOR THE DURATION OF THE FLIGHT,
THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING CEBU PACIFIC. ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT!!"
napalingon ako sa gilid ng upuan, at nakita ko ang mag jowa na nag lalampungan, napa ngiwi, ang lalandi
napalingon ang babae saakin, at inikot pa nya ang eyeballs niya, eww hindi bagay, tusukin ko yang mata niya ehh
di ko namalayan na naka tulog na pala ako,
nagising ako ng may biglang tumapik sa balikat ko, binuksan ko ang mata ko at bumungad sakin ang isang flight attendant na napaka ganda, dala dala ang kanyang napagka gandang ngiti,
ngumiti din ako pa balik
mag sasalita na sana ako ng biglang tumunog ang speaker
"Good afternoon passengers. This is your captain speaking. First I'd like to welcome everyone on Rightwing Flight 86A. We are currently cruising at an altitude of 33,000 feet at an airspeed of 400 miles per hour. The time is 1:25 pm. The weather looks good and with the tailwind on our side we are expecting to land in Ninoy Aquino International airport approximately fifteen minutes ahead of schedule. The weather in Ninoy Aquino International airport is clear and sunny, with a high of 25 degrees for this afternoon. If the weather cooperates we should get a great view of the city as we descend. The cabin crew will be coming around in about twenty minutes time to offer you a light snack and beverage, and the inflight movie will begin shortly after that. I'll talk to you again before we reach our destination. Until then, sit back, relax and enjoy the rest of the flight."
napatulala ako sa ganda ng boses ng lalaki na nag announce, wow
parang gusto ko nang maging piloto
nabalik ako sa katinoan ng tumikhim ang flight attendant, binalingan ko siya ng tingin naka ngiti parin ito
" what do you want to eat ma'am?" tanong ng flight attendant
umiling ako, busog pa na man ako ehh
" no oky lang busog pa naman ako, ahh pwede bang paki turo nalang asan yung bathroom?" naka ngiting tanong ko, tumango naman siya
tumayo ako sa kina uupuan ko, at sinundan ang flight attendant
pumasok ako loob ng cr, wow, walang flash kinakabahan tuloy ako, pano naging cr to kong walang flash?
lam nyu mahilig talaga akong mag overthink asan kaya napupunta yung dumi ehh wala namang ceptic tank dito, dont tell me nahuhulog sa baba ng eroplano hala kawawa naman yung mahulogan nun, poop yun
di ako nag flash ihi lang naman yun, tsaka wala namang tubig dito toilet paper lang,
lumabas ako ng cr, at sa pag labas ko may nakita akong pumasok,
pumasok ang isang lalaki, siguro piloto yun, di pa ako umalis na kina tatayuan ko, ano kayang reaction niya pag nakitang di naka flash ang bowl sa cr
nakita kong papalabas ang lalaki kaya sina lubong ko, nabigla pa siya ng nakita ako
" Athena what are you doing here?" di maka paniwalang tanong ng lalaki, napa taas naman ang kilay ko, wait kilala niya ako?, hala saan, ehh di ki siya kilala
"who are you?" pag tataray ko, nag salubong naman ang kilay niya
" hey, uhm, I'm your ex boyfriend"
huwatt!!
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