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Suddenly I heard twigs snapping and someone running towards us. "Guys, somebody's coming." yelled dropping my bowl lifting the bow I had next to me. It was Fili who came running yelling something about trolls and Bilbo rescuing horses. "Aim yourself, come on let's go," Thorin yelled, I ran after him into the forest where we met Ori, together we ran on to the Kili who stood there aimed with his sword facing three fat trolls, one of them had Bilbo in his Hand. "I said drop him," Kili said just as we arrived on the clearing. While the others attacked with their swords I shot an arrow on one of the trolls piecing through the hand. I ran around shooting arrows until we went into a halt. "Bilbo," Kili yelled when I saw why I lifted my bow. "No!" Thorin said holding his nephew back. The Trolls had Bilbo holding him on his arms and legs. "Lay down your arms! Or we'll rip his off! Don't bother cooking 'em! Let's just sit on 'em and squash 'em into jelly!" One of the trolls yelled. We all put our weapons down and got put into dirty, scratchy bags. Those dumb trolls threw me on the pile of dwarfs which made them all growl at me. "Sorry guys, seriously yell at those morons, not me." I snapped at them. Somehow I managed to squeeze next to Thorin. "Are you OK?" he whispered. "I am in a bag about to die killed by three Morons." replied which made Thorin smile. "They should be sauteed and grilled with a sprinkle of sage." A Troll said to his brother. "Oh, that does sound quite nice." replied one of the others. "Never mind the seasoning, we ain't got all night! Dawn ain't far away, let's get a move on! I don't fancy been turned to stone." the third Troll said while we all cursed and tried to wiggle us free but the string around holding the back around us. "Wait! You are making a terrible mistake." Bilbo said tying to get up but tripped a few times stepping o to feet of fellows dwarfs. "You can't reason with them, they're half-wits!"Dori replied. "Half-wits? What does that make us?" Bofur asked who was tied to a log "roasting" over the fire. "Seriously Bilbo what is your plan?" I whispered but Bilbo ignored me. "I meant with the...uh, with the...with the seasoning," Bilbo told the Trolls. "What the hell are you doing?" I snapped between my teeth. "What about the seasoning?" The Troll asked. "Well, have you smelt them? You're gonna need something stronger than sage before you plate this lot up!" Bilbo said I tried to kick him but got Thorin instead. "Owe" he grumbled. "Sorry," I whispered. "What do you know about cooking dwarf?" The second Troll asked. "Shut up, and let the...uh, flurgerburbur-hobbit talk." The first Troll said smacking his brother on the Shoulder. Bilbo mumbled and tried to distract the Trolls until Bilbo had a great idea telling the trolls to eat us raw. "Are you crazy? Stupid Hobbit." I yelled with the others while they cursed in Khuzdul. "He's right! Nothing wrong with a bit o' raw dwarf. Nice and crunchy." Troll number Three said lifting Bombur. "Uh...not...not that one, he...he's infected!" Bilbo yelled which led to Bombur falling on top of me. "You what?" The first Troll said. "Are you fricking kidding me?" I asked Bombur who tried to roll down from me but just made it worse. "Yeah, he's got worms in his...tubes." Bilbo told the trolls. "What on earth are you trying to do Bilbo?" asked but he didn't turn around. "Ooh!" The Troll said with an odd look to his brothers. "In-in fact, they all have. They're infested with parasites, it's a terrible business, I wouldn't risk it, I really wouldn't." Bilbo said. "What the hell are you talking about?" I yelled at Bilbo again. "Parasites? Did he say parasites?" Oin asked. "Yeah, we don't have parasites You have parasites," Kili yelled near my legs. I felt something pocking me in my hint region and as I turned my head I saw Thorin looking at me. "What?" I whispered. "play along." he replied which made me look even more confused. Thorin shook his head and nudged Kili and Oin who were smarter than me. "I've got parasites as big as my arm!" Ori yelled. "Mine are the biggest parasites, I've got huge parasites!" Kili yelled louder than Dori. The Other Dwarfs joined in saying that they are all infested. Thankfully we had Gandalf who had left the group after the argument with Thorin. Gandalf freed Thorin and Bilbo, while Bilbo helped the others Thorin untied me from the sack and helped me on my feet. "I am so sorry Thorin for kicking you," I said standing back on my feet. "Don't worry about it Nessy," he replied with a little smile which I gave back. He released my hand which he had pulled me up with and turned to Gandalf who walked by. "Where did you go to, if I may ask?" He asked the Wizard. "To look ahead," Gandalf replied. "What brought you back?" Thorin asked back while I helped the others.
- Schriftsteller
