WARNING: Not suitable for young readers. "The right woman will frighten you a little." -Word Porn Quote Source: 66.media.tumblr.com

WARNING: Not suitable for young readers "A boy makes you jealous of another woman, but a gentleman makes another woman jealous of you." -Anonymous Quote source: tehcip.wordpress.com

Koen Moretti is exhausted. As the heir to a crumbling empire, he's spent his life dodging high-caliber bullets and poisoned whiskeys, waiting for the one assassin professional enough to finally finish the job. Then he meets Eira. Eira is, by all objective measures, a walking catastrophe. She's the "worst living assassin" in the underworld-a woman who trips over flat surfaces and once accidentally pepper-sprayed herself while trying to look menacing. Assigned to take Koen's head, she instead ends up falling through his skylight and landing directly in his lap. For the first time in years, Koen isn't looking over his shoulder; he's looking at the woman who tried to poison his wine but accidentally served him a vintage Merlot instead of the arsenic. Her incompetence is refreshing; her heart, even more so. Koen was ready to die, but Eira-with her botched hits and misplaced daggers-is the only person who has ever made him feel alive. Now, the cold heir has a new reason to live: keeping his clumsy would-be killer safe from the very people who hired her.

WARNING: Not suitable for young readers. Please read at your own risk. "There are no perfect men in this world, only perfect intentions." -Pen Densham Quote source: https://www.azquotes.com/quotes/topics/perfect-man.html

OFFICIALLY tired at the age of thirty four, Theodore Scott—who's not just one of the hottest bachelor in the Philippines, but also one of the richest businessman who managed to own more than a dozen of restaurants internationally—is a nationwide handsome chef to the public, but also a battered babysitter to his godchildren in private. He never gets the rest that he wanted eversince he pursued his career right after graduating from college. That's why when he finally got a chance, Theo immediately book a flight and went to a local province to spend his one month vacation. Everything is going according to his plan not until he was ambushed by not just one or two, but three children claiming as his sons. Will Theodore accept his fate to be a father to the unknown triplets or will he continue to live his life as a wealthy bachelor chef?

WARNING: Not suitable for young readers. "You know, when a man is raped, you never hear about what he was wearing." -George Takei Quote Source: PictureQuotes.com

WARNING: The male lead is dumb as f**k, his dumbness may cause you a headache. Beware. Isang pulubing may amnesia ang kinidnap ng mga naka-Women in Black para maging groom ng kanilang Mafia Queen. (COMPLETE)