“Do you like the way it fits?” The night before carnival, we’re exhausted – well I know I am, and all I’d like to do is crawl into my bed, and sleep. The trip here wasn’t as long as I thought it would’ve been, granted that we stopped and ate something every time we got truly bored. Music, and weird, 'would you rather' questions keep us up for the majority. I got here thinking that I’d just crawl into the warm bed. Jaz, however, wanted to ensure that I could move and sit comfortably in my costume. I appreciated her for that, truly. But maybe if I could just – “Okay, now bend over.” “Girl, what?” “Cmon,” she slaps my thighs, “we’re gonna be dancing, you’ve got to break it in.” “It’s a bikini, Jaz, I’m sure I’ll be able to dance,” I waved her away. She raises both hands, “just don’t s

