“So, we were all sitting there thinking that we were on the move again. Some of us thought we were going to the States; a couple of the boys were saying that it was going to be Russia, like the wild west. But no, we weren’t going anywhere. John had heard from this secret contact of his that there was a secret place, a second heaven he called it; a place with everything that we ever wanted. All we had to do was kill a few angels and this contact of his would give us the directions and V.I.P passes. I don’t need to tell you that we all thought it stank to high you-know-where and back again, but John was in one of his nicer moods. ‘Of course,’ he said. ‘We’ve done some bad things.’ “I nearly fell off my chair when he said that, Judas, ‘some bad things’? Blimey, Interpol was on our payroll at

