The morning after the royal wedding did not offer the soft, hazy comfort of a new marriage. Instead, it brought the sharp, clinical light of a Hague winter and the clatter of silver against fine bone china.
The private dining room at Noordeinde Palace was an octagonal chamber of duck-egg blue and gilded plaster. A massive sideboard groaned under the weight of smoked salmon, warm pastries, and silver carafes of coffee. To the public, this was an "intimate family breakfast." To Casper and Elisa, it was the first board meeting of a corporation that owned their lives.
Casper entered first, dressed in a crisp white shirt and a dark sweater—a concession to the informal hour, though his posture remained as rigid as a soldier’s. Elisa followed, her eyes shielded by a light application of makeup that couldn't quite hide the shadows underneath. She wore a dress of soft wool, the color of a winter sky, cinched tight at the waist.
At the head of the table sat King Willem-Hendrik, looking remarkably rejuvenated. Beside him was Queen Margriet, her face a mask of practiced maternal warmth. Grandmother Willemijn occupied her usual place, her silver-topped cane resting against her chair like a sentry.
Across the table sat the "loyal opposition." Princess Beatrix, the King’s sister, sat with her back perfectly straight, her son Bastiaan beside her, already scrolling through a tablet. And then, at the far end, were the exiles: Floris and Saskia.
Saskia had clearly spent the morning preparing. She wore a suit of deep emerald green, her hair coiffed into a sharp bob. She didn't look like a woman living in a "hunting lodge"; she looked like a woman preparing for a siege. Floris, by contrast, looked as though he had slept in his clothes, his eyes bloodshot and focused entirely on his coffee.
"Good morning, Your Royal Highnesses," Bastiaan drawled, his voice dripping with a sarcasm that was just subtle enough to avoid a formal reprimand. "I trust the bells didn't keep you awake too late?"
"The bells were fine, Bastiaan," Casper replied, pulling out a chair for Elisa. "It was the silence afterward that took some getting used to."
Grandmother Willemijn let out a short, sharp cackle. She leaned forward, her jewelry clinking, and fixed her gaze on Elisa. "Nonsense, Casper. Silence is a luxury. Especially on a wedding night. You both look like you’ve been through a war, which is exactly how a proper royal couple should look the morning after."
Elisa felt a flush creep up her neck. "It was a long day, Grandmother."
"And a long night, I hope!" the Dowager Queen teased, her eyes twinkling with a mischief that was both endearing and terrifying. She reached out and patted Elisa’s hand. "You’ve brought some color back to this mausoleum, my dear. But you’re both too pale. You look like you’ve been breathing palace dust for a century already."
The King cleared his throat. "We were just discussing the schedule, Casper. The Regency papers will be presented to the States-General on Tuesday. There is much to prepare."
"Let them wait, Willem!" Willemijn interrupted, slamming her hand onto the table so hard the spoons rattled. "The boy has spent thirty years in the mud and six months in a political cage. He just got married. They need air."
She turned back to Casper and Elisa, her expression softening into something uncharacteristically earnest. "I’ve told the King. You aren't going to any briefings this week. You are going on a honeymoon. Somewhere with no cameras, no heralds, and certainly no Bastiaan."
Bastiaan’s eyes flicked up from his tablet, a cold glint appearing in them. "The schedule is quite tight, Grandmother. The diplomatic corps—"
"The diplomatic corps can talk to the statues in the garden," Willemijn snapped. "Casper, Elisa—you are going to the villa in Italy. Or perhaps the Caribbean. Somewhere where you can actually look at each other without a teleprompter in the way."
Saskia, who had been maintaining a stony silence, finally spoke. Her voice was like a piano wire being tightened. "A honeymoon is a lovely sentiment, Grandmother. But isn't it a bit... indulgent? Given the 'instability' the public felt during the transition? Surely the people want to see the Regent at work, not lounging on a beach while the country adjusts to his 'sudden' change in heart."
Casper met Saskia’s gaze. The air between them crackled with the memory of their own broken engagement. "The people want to see a stable monarchy, Saskia. And as Grandmother says, stability starts with a strong foundation. Unlike some, I intend for my marriage to be more than a press release."
Saskia’s grip on her fork tightened until her knuckles were white. Floris winced and took a long, loud sip of his coffee.
"He’s right," Queen Margriet intervened, trying to smooth the jagged edges of the conversation. "A honeymoon is essential. And besides," she added, her voice dropping into a conspiratorial whisper, "the country is already asking about the future. The succession is secure with you, Casper, but a Regency is always stronger when there is a... promise of what comes next."
Grandmother Willemijn leaned in, her grin widening. "Exactly! I’m an old woman, and I’m tired of looking at Willem’s grumpy face. I want a great-grandchild. I want an heir who has Casper’s blue eyes and Elisa’s spirit. So, go! Spend time together. Lock the doors. Make sure the House of Orange has a future that isn't just paperwork."
Elisa felt the weight of the crown pressing down on her again. It wasn't just about the title or the duties; it was about her body, her time, her very cells now being considered state property. She looked at Casper and saw the muscle in his jaw jump.
"We’ll consider the honeymoon, Grandmother," Casper said, his voice measured.
"Don't consider it. Do it," the King commanded, though his tone was surprisingly gentle. He looked at Elisa with a strange flicker of something that might have been guilt. "You’ve done everything we asked, Elisabeth. Take the time. The palace will still be here when you get back. And the vipers," he added, with a pointed glance at Bastiaan and Beatrix, "will still be hungry."
Beatrix set her tea cup down with a deliberate clink. "Of course. A honeymoon is vital. We wouldn't want the Regent to be... distracted by the burdens of state before he’s even begun. Bastiaan and I will be happy to oversee the transition details while you are away. It’s the least we can do."
The threat was implicit. Leave, and we will rewrite the rules while you’re gone.
Casper sensed the trap immediately. If they stayed, they were prisoners of the routine. If they left, they left the gates unguarded.
"We’ll go for four days," Casper said, making an executive decision. "Short, private, and focused. We’ll be back in time for the opening of Parliament."
"Four days?" Willemijn groaned. "In my day, a royal honeymoon lasted a month and involved at least three yachts. You youngsters have no sense of romance."
"We have a different kind of romance, Grandmother," Elisa said, her voice finding its strength. She looked around the table—at her father-in-law the King, her bitter sister Saskia, and the predatory Bastiaan. "Ours is the kind that survives being surrounded."
Floris looked up then, meeting Elisa’s eyes. For a split second, there was a flash of the old Floris—the brother who used to laugh and sneak her extra desserts. He gave her a tiny, tragic nod of respect before Saskia nudged him sharply under the table.
As the breakfast broke up, the family drifted away in separate, hostile directions. The King and Queen retreated to their offices, while Beatrix and Bastiaan disappeared into a corner to whisper with a frantic intensity.
Saskia stopped Casper in the hallway, forcing him to halt. Floris hovered a few feet away, looking at a tapestry as if it were the most interesting thing in the world.
"Italy, Casper?" Saskia hissed. "How original. I suppose you’ll take her to the same vineyard our family had promised me?"
"The vineyards they promised you were built on a lie, Saskia," Casper said, his voice cold. "They were trying to buy a future I didn't want. With Elisa, I’m trying to survive a present I didn't choose. There’s a difference."
"The difference is that she’s a pawn and you’re a fool," Saskia replied. "You think Grandmother’s talk of heirs is sweet? She’s marking you, Casper. She’s turning you into a breeder for the state. You’ve traded your 'North Pasture' for a gilded nursery. I hope the silk sheets are worth the soul you sold."
She turned and swept away, her heels clicking like a countdown. Floris lingered for a moment.
"She’s just... it’s hard for her, Cas," Floris muttered, unable to look his brother in the eye.
"It’s hard for everyone, Floris," Casper said. "But you’re the only one who chose your side. Don't forget that."
Floris winced and followed his wife, his shoulders slumped under the weight of his own naval honors.
The Sanctuary of the Suite
Back in their private suite, the silence returned, but it felt different now. It was no longer the silence of the wedding night, but the silence of a war room.
Elisa began to pace the length of the silk rug. "An heir, Casper. Did you hear them? They’re already measuring the crib."
Casper sat on the edge of the mahogany bed, his head in his hands. "It’s how they think, Elisa. To them, we aren't people; we’re a bridge between the past and the future. If we don't produce a 'future,' the bridge leads nowhere."
He stood up and walked to her, stopping her mid-pace. He took her hands—the same way he had at last night, the same way he had on the balcony.
"We aren't going to Italy," Casper said.
"What? But you told the King—"
"I told them what they wanted to hear. We’re going to the cottage in Achterhoek. My cottage. The one the King doesn't officially recognize as a royal residence."
Elisa’s eyes widened. "But the press... the security..."
"I’ve already spoken to the Chief of the Guard. He owes me a favor from the transition. We’ll send the decoy motorcade to the airport for Italy. We’ll take a plain SUV out the service gate." Casper’s eyes sparked with a flicker of the man he used to be. "If we have to give them a honeymoon, we’re going to have it on our terms. No silk sheets, Elisa. Just wood smoke, cold air, and the truth."
Elisa looked at him, and for the first time since the "Chapel Coup," she felt a genuine smile pull at her lips. "The Farmer King is making a comeback?"
"The Farmer King never left," Casper whispered. "He was just waiting for the right Princess to help him dig the tunnel."
As they began to pack a single, small bag of regular clothes—jeans, sweaters, boots—the palace outside continued its mechanical, cold existence. But inside the room, the "punished bride" and the "chained Regent" were planning their first act of defiance.
They weren't going to Italy to make an heir. They were going to Achterhoek to find their souls.
The vipers were waiting, the crown was heavy, and the world was watching. But for the next four days, the House of Orange-Nassau was going to have to wait. The Regency had begun, but the rebellion was just getting started.