MovingWhen your mother says, ‘look at the state of those sheets’, she doesn’t really mean that your bed sheets are dirty and thus require a high temperature wash (well she does in a roundabout way) but rather, bed is no place for m**********g and the bed sheets are definitely no place to clean the testicular muck.
I didn’t have the talk about puberty, onanism, hormones, l**t, etc. Even love for that matter. Instead I was left to fend for myself. Set adrift in an otherwise hedonistic landscape, floating and bobbing away through one experience after another. Good and bad. I made a multitude of mistakes along the way: kissing like a washing machine on speed, groping around the upper torsos of many females with wild abandon (to the onlooker, or purist, they would have sworn in a court of law
