"To be prepared for war is the most effective means of preserving peace. Mind and body," he said smugly.
"To be a sober prick is the most effective means of getting on my..." a belch bubbled out from deep in my stomach, taking power out of my words.
"I too am human, you've been to a party no doubt. Libations and such."
"If you mean drinking till my ex-girlfriend will f**k me, then yes. You can call that a..."
Easy Lex, slow down. Don't forget, Jasmine hit you in the stomach last night. You did good though, you didn't hit back.
"Do you know the fable of Xav, the place we're landing at?" he did his signature smirk, where his eyebrows rise. "Ancient's say that the Goddess of Earth traveled the galaxy searching for a mate. She came across the first human on Saturn's ring, before it
