Mythical Conversations // God Descends As A Woman

Jackie Chan & Bruce Lee

Narrator in the sky ends their dogmatic diatribe and clears the etch a sketch of one of these scenes in the whirlwind of life, that is impermanence, in order to reveal the next scene: Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee. (JC & BL)

JC: Hello my friend. 

B: Hello, back, Jack! Have a seat. I’ll be moderating the discussion today. 

J: Then it will be my pleasure to join you on a thoughtful journey on a road of consideration. 

B: Consider it a skyline, Jack, because although you are still alive (whereas I’ve long since been poisoned and “laid to rest”) I am the one that will resurrect as a white woman touching down in these Here United States, possibly somewhere odd and landlocked this time around like central Georgia, in the future several decades from now or far less if there is a paradigmatic shift into more Atlantean, Lemurian, or Pleiadian times when we’ve put a real vested interest into outing inventions that run on hydrogen, or skyrocket us into the future. I see the future as having far more than you can possibly even imagine. And while I dedicated my years to becoming the best martial artist the world has ever known, I stepped on countless toes by being the absolute vision of the perfect masculine. And this time around, I’d like the chance to experience the peace and lightness of belonging to the fairer s*x. And once that, I shall be a lesbian, and only lay with women, which will keep me straight and pure, like an arrow to the sun. I will walk with a flourish of the divine, laced with purposefulness and confidence, a swagger the world will come to adopt as they follow in my footsteps, effortlessly, like a bright tiger, nimbly lumbering through the forest to keep pace with its prey. 

J: Bruce, do you really think that we will have hydrogen-fueld sky railroads within the next decade or three? You really always believed in the best of humanity, but how certain are you that we’ll be able to launch into the future with this much scientific rigor and aplomb? When currently all that’s working out for our civilization and species is money-based and money-bound, totally artificial prizes and unsustainable forms of fuel? You know as well as I that it is the producers of elusive mirage, p********a and illusion, that run the world. We fake our news, we fake our science, we fake our media, with green screens and paid actors on everything from the world stage of entertainment to news. In fact - did you know what Frank Zappa said about us? 

He said, “Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.”

And I think he was right. 

B: Don’t I know it? My career was literally subterfuged by my own government, jealous as they were that I moved to America to produce the majority of my films and cinema, making only a couple in my native tongue, being no doubt utterly obsessed, a poster boy I should’ve been, with American culture and in their eyes, betraying my mother land.