Quantum Leap - Vol. 9 Robyn Hode Takes On The World

C011 Pow... Pow... Pow... Great Balls Of Fire...!!!

"Kamehameha...!!!" This time I used my sword to gather the energy and I slashed at it, sending afterimages as I'm doing so and it sent slashes of devastating power towards the head of the BOSS.

The fox BOSS just took these Kamehameha slashes right head-on and it seemed to smirk as if saying, "Is that what you've got boy, after so many series in this novel...? You are f*****g pathetic, as pathetic as a bluebottle fly over a pile of cowpat! You can't kill the BOSS of the beast...I am King...yada yada yada...bla bla bla..."

"Huaaarrgghhhhh....." I kept firing the Rise of the Sun as I encircle its other flank. I stabbed at the side of its soft body and my sword just happened to be cushioned by it and had only managed to scrape the other part of the body instead.

"DIE YOU BASTAAAAARRRD...!!! I screamed as I plunge my sword into the right hind leg which I knew would have some kind of effect which is true, and it did...! The sword penetrated deep into the thigh of its hind legs and it automatically sent spasms and it raised its foot and seemed to shake the sword loose. It was acting as if it wanted to scratch the fleas off its body...!

AND I SAW A GLORIOUS SCENE BEFORE ME...!! " Rise of the Sun" I hollered as I made the handseal and deployed balls of flames towards its hind leg. I ran a few steps and kicked at the handle of my sword and it penetrates deeper inside and got embedded between some bony part. The BOSS was really in pain right now...!!

Time to check out the glorious scene...!

I ran behind it and avoided the swishing tail as now the BOSS was lying slightly on its left side and was trying to lick at the wound left by my embedded sword. It tried unsuccessfully to bite the handle of my sword when suddenly it let out a terrifying yelp and a howl.

"YEEELLPP...YYEEEEELLLPP...AWWWWOOOOOOO...WWWOOOOOOOOO...!" The BOSS was shrieking either in horror or in pain as the two sack of balls that were dangling just beneath its asshole was kicked viciously by my feet repeatedly.

Swinging right kick...! Back turning kick...! Front kicking upwards...! Left swinging kick...! Turning right back heel...! Several front kicks were deployed and I saw the asshole of the BOSS was somewhat puckered up and yellowish liquid seemed to ooze from it urethra.

"Kamehameha...!" I ran back a few steps and let loose a few devastating balls of destructive flames right at the asshole and balls of the BOSS and it spasms as each ball of flames met its target.

"AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO...."

"Matilda...finish the BOSS now...Run Vendetta under its chin or cut the jugular or something...! I'm busy at the back end here...!"

After deploying Kamehameha, I deployed Rise of the Sun and this increases the injuries inflicted. The balls that had been viciously kicked by me were now hairless and a scent of burning flesh has now replaced by huge piles of s**t and pee...! I walked backwards while deploying the Rise of the Sun at the balls and asshole and the tail that was previously swishing had stopped and the twitching of its hind legs had ceased too.

"Matilda...NOW...! NOW...! NOW...!" I screamed at her and she suddenly awoke from her fear and stupor and realised I was shooting balls of flames relentlessly at the rear end of the BOSS. She picked up her sword and ran foolishly forward while holding the sword high in the air with two hands.

"Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...!!!"

It looked foolish but it got the job done well. The moment she ran under the head of the BOSS, it sliced through the jugular like a knife through paper. Then with the same posture, she ran back and this time the BOSS's head plopped down and landed on the sword directly under its chin and went through its snout.

Matilda had her eyes closed all the time and was screaming to give her the rush of adrenaline...

"Aaaahhhhhh.....Eeehhh...? I cannot move already...! Robyn...! Help me...! I cannot move...!!"

There was a pile of yellowish-green s**t at the rear end and it was still oozing and the balls had been totally destroyed by my vicious kicks as well as blasts of destructive balls of flames.

I walked over and stood in front of her and laughed at her foolishness. "Oiii...future wife to be...you can open your eyes now."

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Matilda slowly opened up one of her eyes and peeked at me standing in front of her. Droplets of warm blood mixed with the mucus of the BOSS's saliva slowly trickled down the blade of her sword and down onto her hands.

"Eeewwwww...it looks icky and yucky...how do I remove Vendetta out from here?" she said as a pool of blood began to form on her hands and trickle on the ground.

"Just move one step forward, maintain that position and run forward while holding the sword in the same manner and the BOSS's head will plop down. Once you had removed the sword, I have to remove mine and you can gather all the spoils. Be my guest...Hahahaha."

She did exactly that after I had stepped away from the spot I was standing and the moment Vendetta was dislodged from the BOSS's chin, the massive head plopped down on the ground. It had a sort of stupid smiling face and part of the tongue was slithering out of the side of the mouth. Its eyes had two big 'X' on it, indicating that it had died and gone to heaven. Hahahahaha...

I went to the right side of the BOSS hind leg and pulled out my sword which I can say had been dead and need to be revived since it was bent in different angles...!!

The moment Matilda saw Bladeworks, she laughed hysterically at its state as it was bent totally out of proportion.

"Hahahahahaha....now your sword can't even swat a fly...Hahahahaha...its bent out of shape...Hahahhaa...I think it's fine for me to say that it's time to give Bladeworks a proper burial...Hahahahahhaa..."

Ladies and gentlemen, if you were to see my bent out of shape sword...you too would lower the flag at half-mast and blow the bugle...TAPS.

"Let's get out of here after you retrieve the spoils..." I began to stomp and try to bend it back so that it won't look so darn ridiculous on such a state and it managed to be less bent than it was before or someone would call it curly sword...hahahahaha.

"Where are the spoils? It's not dropping anything yet." Matilda asked as peered around after she had wiped her hands and sword on the grassy patch and an offscreen crew helped to pour a bottle of mineral water to help Matilda rinse herself clean.

"Oh...its just here near the belly. All you need to do is find the lever and open the trap door and it will automatically drop out...Here...are you ready...? Whoops...here it comes...!!!" I exclaimed as I slammed the door open and piles of coins slide out, 2 small wooden chest, some scrolls and a few herbal pills slipped out.

"Hii...hii...hii...waaahhh....so many drops. I've never seen so many drops before. Hii...hii..hii...Robyn...aren't you taking any of these?" as she stood near and all the spoils automatically deposited into her storage bag.

"Naaahh...you take them first. I've got to fix my sword first before I could go on an adventure with you. I've got a socket and a gem here on my sword, so it would be a waste if I just threw it aside.

I might be turning this into a broad short sword later with only one sharp edge. Who knows, I might turn it into a 4-foot sword." I shrugged my shoulders as I looked forlornly at my Bladeworks that doesn't seem to fit and work in this era. Maybe I should forge something like a Japanese Sword.

"Hey...Matilda. Just want to ask you something. What are the chances of meeting some adventurers in a PVP?"

"Oh... if I encounter someone with a red name, I would flee and lie low. The last time I met with a BOSS was with 5 people in a party and everyone ran helter-skelter away when the BOSS appears."

"But with you...Hahahahaha...before your poor sword turns into that pile of junk, I never guessed you would go and meet face to face with the BOSS head-on. By the way, what sort of mysticism that you used on the BOSS just now? I can see flames and balls of flames coming out from your hand out of nowhere."

"Harry Pothead Magic..." I simply answered back and she was scuffing her head and hurried away when all the items from the trap door had been inserted into her storage bag and she headed towards me.

"Huu...huu...huu...Bladeworks. Now I have to forge another weapon for me to use. By the way, I have tried blacksmithing and forging, but I have not tried fusing yet. How does fusion works? Maybe I could ask the Blacksmith for more info and pass him 2 more Refined Steel to purchase and exchange for shillings.

"Robyn...by the way, how did you know the sack of wrinkly balls would be the best target of all?"

"It was a wild guess. When I stick this sword up its hind leg, it raised his haunches and I can see it's balls well protected near its arse. Hahahaha. So when I deploy my attack on it, I can see it's arsehole puckering like this...." I showed how the arsehole looked like by pickering my lips when suddenly Matilda kissed me on my lips.

"Yesterday was unintentional, today was on full purpose. Hii...hii...hii..." she explained cheekily and skipped ahead of me while I was holding on to a bent, out of shape piece of metal that looked like it came from a car wreck...!!!

"Sigh...if I were to knock up this girl at our age, it doesn't look too bad and not one-sided at all unlike a 16-year-old girl climbing on top of an 11-year old boy. Hahaha...

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"Why are you both back so soon? I haven't even prepared lunch yet. The tarnishing hasn't been set, even the grains hadn't been pounded to unhusked them. Why are you grinning about, cutie pie? Did something happened?" The Elder stood up from the fireplace and wiped her hands as she ushered her granddaughter and whisked her around to ensure that not even a mosquito bite was on her at all.

"Granny...! Come and see the spoils I've got for today. Forget about lunch, it is my treat today...hii...hii...hii...Robyn refuses to take any of these and he said it's all mine and he only takes them if I don't need any of these." Matilda spreads the spoils on the blanket that I used to usually sleep on the other night and poured out the contents.

"Robyn was going like pow...pow...pow...pow... as he shot flames out of his hand like this and bring the BOSS to submission...!"

She had accumulated a wealth of 2 shillings and 43 pennies, 4 foxtails, 3 furs, 2 wooden chests with a green and red stone in it, a scroll for a 30 minute buff on strength and another scroll for 15 minutes bleeding damage and some unknown herbal pills.

"Oh...did Robyn really do that earlier?" She raised her eyebrows at me when Matilda exposes how I subdued the BOSS.

The Elder held the few pills in her hand and informed us that this will be used to recover external injuries when taken orally with a cooling time of 3 minutes each.

The green and red stones were common pieces of gems that could increase the strength of a weapon when it's successfully imbued into its socket. The red one is for armour while the green one is for weapons. Currently, Vendetta had 3 empty sockets and it can be socketed with the assistance of a blacksmith. It was not a complete piece but shards of a gem.