Caleb didn’t sleep.
Every time he closed his eyes, he saw the folder glowing on his nightstand like a nightlight from Hell. He’d tried hiding it under his bed, shoving it into his laundry basket, even tossing it in the trash chute—yet somehow, every time he turned around, it was back on the nightstand.
Finally, in a fit of 3 a.m. logic, he stuffed it into the freezer. Between a bag of frozen peas and half a pint of melted ice cream, it hummed softly like an unplugged refrigerator with opinions.
By sunrise, Caleb was on his couch, eyes bloodshot, sipping stale coffee that tasted like burnt cardboard. He’d convinced himself he could just ignore it. He could out-stubborn Hell.
“It’s paper,” he muttered into his mug. “Paper can’t hurt me. Paper doesn’t have teeth. Paper doesn’t—”
The ceiling light flickered.
He froze.
From somewhere deep inside the walls came the faint sound of scratching. Like nails dragging across wood, slow and deliberate.
“…probably a rat,” Caleb added weakly, though his tone suggested even he didn’t buy it.
He turned the TV on for noise, but even the canned laughter of a rerun sitcom felt hollow against the humming in his freezer. The laugh track seemed to mock him. Ha ha, you’re doomed, laugh along!
By late morning, Caleb was half-asleep sitting upright, trying to trick his body into rest, when the door burst open.
Lena barged in without knocking, as usual, her sneakers squeaking on the floor. She had that determined stride of a woman on a mission. An intervention kind of stride.
“Jesus, Caleb,” she said, fanning her hand in front of her face. “This place smells like a campfire in a dumpster. When was the last time you showered?”
“Define ‘shower,’” Caleb croaked, his voice hoarse. “Define ‘time.’ Actually, define—”
“Never mind.” She dropped a plastic grocery bag on the counter. “I brought bagels. And ibuprofen. And soap, because clearly you’ve forgotten how human hygiene works.”
Caleb tried to smile but only managed something between a grimace and a seizure.
Lena marched straight to the fridge, opened it, and then froze. “Why… is there a file folder in your freezer?”
Caleb bolted upright. “Don’t touch it!”
Her eyebrows shot up. “Why not? Is it radioactive? Is it full of stolen exam answers? What, Caleb? Because if you’re running some weird organ-smuggling side hustle, I want in. Rent’s expensive.”
Caleb’s mouth opened. Closed. Opened again. Words clogged in his throat. How do you explain that your roommate isn’t a rat, but the Devil’s accountant in business casual?
“Fine,” Lena said finally, when he failed to answer. “Keep your secrets. But seriously, you need sleep. Or therapy. Or, like, an exorcist.”
Before Caleb could fire back, the doorbell rang.
Three sharp chimes.
He froze. His blood turned to ice.
Lena tilted her head. “You expecting someone?”
He shook his head, slow and deliberate.
The doorbell rang again—this time louder. Longer. As if whoever stood outside wasn’t just waiting but demanding.
“Maybe it’s your landlord?” she guessed.
“Landlords don’t ring twice,” Caleb whispered, his voice breaking.
The scratching sound returned. Not from the walls this time. From the other side of the door.
Slow. Steady. Claws dragging down the wood.
Lena’s expression faltered. “Okay. That’s… officially creepy. Should I call the cops?”
“Yeah, sure,” Caleb said, laughing nervously. “And tell them what? ‘Hi, my lease is haunted, can you send backup?’ They’ll arrest me. Or worse, bill me for the call.”
The doorknob rattled.
Lena’s eyes widened. “Someone’s trying to get in!”
Caleb snatched the nearest thing resembling a weapon—his guitar stand. He gripped it like a baseball bat, though his hands trembled so badly he nearly dropped it.
The scratching stopped.
Silence.
Then, in the politest voice imaginable, muffled through the door:
“Knock, knock.”
Lena’s lips parted. “What the hell…”
Caleb’s grip slipped. He knew that voice. Smooth. Calm. Polite. The same voice that had explained the lease’s terms. Corporate, like a customer service rep who’d rather see you burn than offer a refund.
“Knock. Knock,” the voice said again. Slower this time. Like a teacher waiting for a child to answer correctly.
Lena’s face drained of color. “Caleb. What is this?”
The freezer hummed louder. The folder, still peeking out from behind the peas, began to tremble. Pages flapped open as if blown by an invisible breeze, and jagged black ink bled across the paper:
Answer, or default.
The door creaked. The frame groaned as if someone far stronger than human pressed against it. The chain lock rattled violently. Dust rained from the ceiling.
Lena staggered back. “Caleb, what—what is happening?”
Caleb raised the guitar stand higher, though his arms felt like wet noodles. His knees buckled.
“W-who’s there?” he croaked.
The voice chuckled. Cold. Patient. The kind of laugh that suggested time meant nothing to it.
Then, low and deliberate, it whispered the punchline:
“Collection.”
The chain snapped.
The lock flew.
And the door began to swing open.