“Errl. Pssst. Look at this. It"s ill,” Errl"s best friend Berndt whispered. “The humans eat eggs. They"re camping right below. Something is sizzling in a flat iron pan. Worm infested pig meat and eggs. Gross.”
“Shut up. The Teach is looking at us.”
“Dr. Teach? He"s too touched to notice.”
“He thinks out loud same as us. Gummy wad, Berndt?”
“No, thanks. My cud"s full.”
The boys and girls with big hairy feet were on their yearly field trip to Earth from Planet X. Errl, the smallest of them, combed the hair on his legs. He didn"t want to listen to their MiddleSchool teacher. They were learning English and Errl heard enough to get by if he had to. Getting by was good enough for him. Later he wished he had listened more carefully.
“Shhh. Some cute girls just got on the airpod.”
“Where?”
