The Otherworldly Adventures of a Queer Nexoid

Chapter 3

"Hey Levi, you're antitruth, right?" He asked. I nodded my head. "I should introduce myself. Hi, I'm Norman. You are such an inspiration to me. I really wanna be like you one day but I know its probably impossible, but could you give me some tips on how to start being famous?" He said softly. "Norman, trust me, being famous is not fun. Everyone swoons about you, and you get so many fake friends. That's why I never show my face is because if people knew who I was, I'd get so many fake people tryna befriend me and that would suck. All I want is a few real friends. But if you really wanna be famous, I'd just say be yourself and it will naturally come. But make sure you cover your face if you don't want fake a*s people in your life once you become famous." I said sternly. Norman anxiously looked at me. "Fake friends? Oh. I don't want that. I mean I'm a social outcast and just want to feel loved and make a difference in people's lives. My sister has cancer and I want to find a cure for it so she can live her life happily. I thought if I became famous I could get attention and have people help me." He said sadly. I reached into my bag and pulled out a pill that I had magically engineered to cure cancer. "Plop this pill in her drink or food or somethin and I guarantee at her next doctor's appointment the cancer will be gone." I said gleefully. Norman glared at me. "What is this? Geez you do drugs- Get a life." Quickly, I took my contact lenses out and revealed my heterochromia. I have one purple eye and one red and black eye. My red and black eye glowed and had particles coming out of it like a nightmare version of your favorite character. "Wait- Is that the Alkorra eye that I've heard myths about?" He said shocked. "Yup. I'm a God. I made that pill myself. My brother used to have cancer himself and it worked perfectly on him."

Norman thanked me, and then ran off. I went home after that, and filmed videos until it was late and then went to bed. I couldn't wait until tomorrow. Norman will be so happy. I fell asleep, and dreamed away until it was morning.