A cold wind blows and care staff shiver And Robert’s chum goes down to the river To see what’s happened to daycare provision And formulate a comprehensive revision. Willie Mouse was holding an ‘informal’ in the team room. ’Now, before we start, there’s a postcard from the frozen north; the pubs are great for fighting and the guesthouse is the Bates Motel.’ This raised a subdued titter. ’Robert likes to embellish,’ said Ted Sloth. ’I’m sure they’re having fun.’ ‘Yes, I’m sure,’ said Willie. ’Now, listen up chums. There are some bad words coming from senior management and we’re going to have to be pro-active on behalf of our colleagues in day services. Something’s happening somewhere.’ ‘Where?’ inquired Ted Sloth. ‘Probably down at New Leaves Day Centre. They’re reviewing its functio

