Victoria’s a total nut job! Yeah, I had said it before and I would say it again. She's frigging crazy!
Three days with Vic and I had already gotten into more troubles than I ever thought was possible in a lifetime. I had almost got beaten, tortured, pelted with fruits, decapitated, killed, and even turned into a donkey; all because of her stunts. What was even more surprising was that she was never remotely sorry about any of it, only shooting me that crazy a*s smile of hers before she went again and dumped me in another trouble.
She even took it as far as getting on the wrong side of a horse and somehow managed to make the dumb creature believe that it was all my fault- trust me when I say that being chased down by horse with lightning-fast speed was not something out of a comedy movie.
