Simon the Zealot was not a friendly, outgoing sort of chap, unless there was something that he wanted from you, or that could help him get where he wanted to go. He would have been a weasel if he were ever to be reincarnated. He hated the Black Museum, he despised the modern world and its ugliness, and he hated with a passion the man who had sentenced him to hard time inside this awful place. He really hated Judas. But he had a plan, and that plan was very nearly ready to put into motion.
Simon haunted the Key Room like a wraith; he preferred to keep the lights off and he always tried to stay as far away as possible from the door in case his Lord and Master deigned to drop by and persecute him a bit. Luckily, Judas had been busy on a case and Simon had been allowed to roam free. He shuffl
