CHAPTER V. THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON
It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples. I looked at the barman. The barman looked at me. The assembled company looked at us both impartially.
“ Ho!” said the barman.
I am very quick. I could see at once that he was not in sympathy with me. He was a large, profuse man, and his eye as it met mine conveyed the impression that he regarded me as a bad dream come true. His mobile lips curved slightly, showing a gold tooth; and the muscles of his brawny arms, which were strong as iron bands, twitched a little.
“ Ho!” he said.
The circumstances which had brought me into my present painful position were as follows. In writing those stories for the
