“ Run along and improve your bally minds, you kids,” he said to the children. “You’ll find me here when you’ve finished.” “ All right, Uncle Stanley,” chorused the children. “ Uncle Stanley?” I said, accusingly. He winced a little. I had to give him credit for that. “ Those are the Price kids. From Clapham.” “ I remember them.” “ I’m taking them out for the day. Must repay hospitality, Corky my boy.” “ Then you have really been inflicting yourself on those unfortunate people?” “ I have looked in from time to time,” said Ukridge, with dignity. “ It’s just over a week since you met them. How often have you looked in?” “ Couple of times, perhaps. Maybe three.” “ To meals?” “ There was a bit of browsing going on,” admitted Ukridge. “ And now you’re Uncle

