Emma Watson If I had known that Eliana my mother, was going to call me over because of this hideous joke–then I wouldn't have come. And now Trisha might be in potential trouble because of me. Also the bus scene with the ticket-man and two silly girls. "You must be joking mum," my expression darkened. If I hadn't known better I would have said my mum was a gambler. "Because how can you auction your daughter, and still want her back as a replacement bride for your other daughter?" "Mum I could recall clearly I told you I was married," my mum's fingers collided with my cheek as a sharp pain gushed through me. She drew my ears in warning. "Don't try that ever again if you don't want to end up more miserable." Miserable? "I was worst than that. What can be more miserable than having a

