Crazy twins

CHAPTER 1

"ELSA!!!, ELMA!!!" Get your damn asses down here now before I loose my temper on you two"... Their mum shouted.

You got to be fast with that or else we'd get ourselves in mom's trouble' Elsa said to Elma who was busy surfing the web for the answer to the assignment given to them.

Sis you know if I don't do this now, that asshole of a teacher's gonna tell dad about it and you know what that means.. Elma replied

You need not to bother about that. trust me I'll handle it perfectly. She said again and Elma arched her brow.

And how do you mean? She asked.

Trust me on this, let's get going before she call our names again. Elma said further and grabbed her backpack.

And what have you been doing up there? Their mom asked with a scorn look as soon as they got to the dinning room.

"Nothing mom, we were just preparing for school, nothing more than that"

Elsa replied.

If you'd hurry up, your dad's waiting for you in the car, so scoop your meal in your mouth hurriedly if you don't want him to get mad at you.

Dad's outside? If that's the case, I'm off. I need to do everything right just to please him from now till we get our 18th birthday done...Elma said and rushed out of the house

I'm tired of hearing his daily rants too not like we're that troublesome tho? Elsa said and dashed out also.

"Goodmorning dad" they chorused as they entered the car. But he remained silent and didn't respond to their greeting.

"Dad, we're greeting you"...Elsa said and Elma rolled her eyes.

Fine, it's okay if you won't reply our greetings.

Hey you' turn the music on the environment is too boring for my liking. Elma said to their driver and their dad shot the driver a glare.

Elma pretended not to have seen their father's reaction and went ahead to switch it on.

If you dare touch that thing, imma kick you out of this car without hesitation... He warned

Oops! "I'm Sorrrrry" she said and took back her hand. So dad you just decided to ignore our greetings, I actually thought you've become mute overnight... She said and Elma poked her.

Sad don't mind her, she's just being childish. But I actually thought something was wrong with your hearing aid. But thankfully you're perfectly fine... She added and the driver chuckled.

"Get your asses out of my car this instant you bastards" he shouted at them as the car halted in front of their school.

Bye dad' my regards to your sidechicks at the office. They chorused and left.

They entered the school premises and all attention was diverted to them as usual.

Hey babe, I got your message and here's her phone, I've done every changes on it I just want you to cross check everything...Jude their partner in crime said as they walked to the assembly hall.

I trust you on every assignment just go return it before we get caught. Elsa said and patted his back.

And what changes is that? Elma asked.

You'll know soon, just relax. Jude replied her with a wink

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The students were engaged in different activities in the classroom including the twins and their partner in crime.

Jude was busy painting his drawing when their homeroom teacher barged in shouting Elsa and Elma's names

Where on earth is that good for nothing twin. She barked and scanned the classroom with her eyes but everyone remained silent.

Am I not talking to human beings? She asked with anger in her voice.

The last time I checked the school didn't admit good for nothing twins to the classroom so whom do you expect to answer your damn question... Elma replied and everyone laughed

"Now follow me to my office' she ordered and Elma sat back.

You aren't deaf, are you? She said and Elsa made a loud sound with her bubble gum. And the students laughed again.

Madam you didn't call anyone's name so if i may ask, did you bring your children to this room cause I'm sure they're the ones you're referring to as good for nothing. Jude said and sat on the table.

My name is Elma Taylor and this is my sis, Elsa Taylor. My friend here is Jude Carson we're 17 years old pretty and handsome

teenagers. Elma said and every students went ahead to introduce themselves.

I'm sick and tired of you two. Now Elsa and Elma follow me to my office. She ordered.

Now you're talking. They said and stood up to follow her. We'll be right back buddies they said and gave a salute to their mates before exiting the classroom.

Where did you keep your own assignment? She asked

Let's settle this amicably. Actually we didn't do the assignment but I was thinking if you could help us with it. Elma said calmly

It's high time I let your dad know about this, I've had enough of you two. She said and stood up to go unplug her phone from the socket.

Ma'am please don't do this to us, we'll be in trouble if you do so. They pleaded in pretence but she paid deaf ear.

They secretly pour the glue they hid behind them on her chair without her knowledge, she returned and sat in it.

Please we promise to change for better, just don't let our dad know .. Elma pleaded again but she placed a call to him instead.

Unknown to her, they've changes the number to Elsa's own so Jude who was with the phone keep rejecting it.

Has he picked up yet? Elma asked and Elsa chuckled. Maybe you should keep trying it till he pick up... She added with a scoff while the teacher gave her a stern look.

"Since you didn't accept our plight, I guess we'll have to do you the favour of showing your fiancé the video of how the janitor banged you two nights ago". Elsa said while on phone and her eyes widened.

How did you know about it? She asked furiously and they both laughed.

It seems you've forgotten who we are, Elma replied.

Wow you've been denying the guy of s*x all in the name of you being a Virgin and the guy is so dumb to believe you, What a pity' She said again.

Please don't do that, I promise to cover up for you once your dad calls back. She pleaded

Oops! Too late, he watched it already, Elsa said and stood up. Just then her phone started ringing.

He's the one calling I guess, pick it up and explain yourself. She said and turned to leave.

"Come back here, you brats" she yelled and tried to stand up bit couldn't because of the glue.

Chill Holy Mary, just answer your fiancé's call. We'll leave now.

Have a nice time alone. "Holy Promiscuous Virgin" Elma said caressing her cheek and winked at her.

Next time, you don't mess with The Taylors... Elsa said and stormed away.

"I'm doomed" they heard her say as they exited the office.

"Babe that was fabulous " Jude commented as they got to the walkway.

Now the problem had been solved let's head to the class before we miss any show. Elma said with their hands on their shoulders.

The next teacher's gonna be coming in any moment from now, there might be something to catch fun with during her lesson period. Jude added and they scampered away.

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So someone should give me the definition of industrialization? The teacher asked the students.

"Ma I think there's a c*m stain on your skirt and on your leg" Elma said and the students laughed out loud.

How dare you say that to your teacher, and what do you even know c*m means" she said in a high pitched voice.

Ma'am don't get me wrong, I only opined that it is a c*m Stain since it looks just like it. And besides, I'm a 17 years teenager who'd be turning 18 in few months time so I think I'm of age of knowing what a c*m means. She replied

"I guess she had a quickie while standing" Elma added and the students bursted into another round of laughter.

Silence!!! Enough of your insolence. She interposed and banged her fist on the table which made everyone maintain decorum.

This isn't a c*m stain, and I'll make sure I report you to the school authority for embarrassing your teacher. She said and packed her belongings.

The lesson's over, I can't continue with this. Now you two should follow me. She ordered and they both stood up.

"Ma'am be ready to face the consequence" a student said and they all laughed again except a guy whom doesn't associate with anyone in the classroom.

You too should follow me, I need to know the consequence you meant. She ordered and the guy shrugged.

Elsa won't you do something to it? What if she reports them to the school authority like she said? A girl said to her as soon as they were out of sight.

Seriously, can't you just change your ways, must you create a scene always? The guy that doesn't associate with them said as he stood before her.

Elsa shot him a glare and gave the guy behind him a sign to deal with him. The guy gave him a hard knock on his head and he yelped in pain.

Just remain the bloke you are and stop interfering in our matters. They are the ones that entertains us in the classroom and also the top students.

Why don't you just work on your study to meet up with their grades instead of meddling here. The guy said and kicked his butt, don't say such next time,

you don't have to be recklessly courageous, okay? "Now leave" he ordered and the guy scampered away.

Go check the teacher's car in 30minutes time. Elsa said and left the classroom.

I know she won't let it go that easily. The guy said as he watched her walk away.

Elsa walked straight to the parking lot and eyescanned the teacher's car.

Wow this is so perfect, the car looks new, she said and went beside it.

She deflated the four tyres and did an obvious scratch on the car body.

She gave the side mirrors little cracks and smiled to herself.

Elsa you've done a great work..she said to herself and nodded in satisfaction. "It's time to leave" She said ran off.

What if you get caught, her colleagues asked after returning from the lot.

I've taken care of the CCTV so I've got no worries... She said and they muttered an Oooh.

Sis, that b***h had the gut to report us to the chairman, now he's called our parents. He asked them to visit the school tomorrow, can you see Mrs Kate has really stepped on our toes? Elma said as she got to her seat.

Don't worry, I know what to do. We all shall see tomorrow. Elsa said with a smirk.

?Hours later?

Pack your things fast, I need to go watch the drama Mrs Kate's gonna perform when she sees her car's new reformation... Jude said to the girls as he waited impatiently.

"Wow it's really funny outside ". Seriously y'all need to see what's happening outside... Irene the class rumor monger said as she ran in.

Everyone hurried out the classroom immediately.

"Aaaargh" I won't let this go easily. I'll seriously deal with the person that did this to my new car... Mrs Kate cried and the friends laughed.

Ma'am have you checked the CCTV footage? It might help us know who did this to the car... Elsa opined in a calm voice.

Yeah that's true, let's go check of We'd find any trace of the destroyer..the other teachers said and they went away.

I swear you're a bastard, Elma said amidst laughter. I mean, how can you pretend to be her friend when you're nothing but her enemy.

Wow! look who we have here, Elsa said with her gaze on the teacher that got heartbroken earlier.

Ma'am what happened, your face looks puffy and you have your clothes changed. Have you been crying? Did something happen to your dress? They asked in pretence of not knowing they're the cause of her problems.

Will you get your hands of me. You bunch of crazy bastards. She yelled and jerked her hand off their grip.

Ooh! I guess your fiancé has ended his relationship with you. They said and the teacher ignored them and walked away.

Next time, try to accept people's apologies. This is a great lesson to you. Bye ma'am Have a great s*x life with the janitor. We'll see you tomorrow, they said and waved at her.

The teachers returned with disappointment written all over their faces.

There's no record of the time the car's being destroyed. How can this happen to me on the very first day I decided to bring this car to school...Mrs Kate lamented.

What's going on here? The chairman asked as he stood before the teachers.

The P.E instructor told him what happened. Have you checked the CCTV footage? He asked and they nodded in assent.

Follow me, I need to check my laptop for the footage if the secret camera I installed everywhere. He said and they followed.

What's gonna happen now, I never knew a secret surveillance camera was installed here... Elsa said

We're always ready to face any challenge that comes our way. Let's follow them.. Elma replied and Elsa sighed heavily.

"Yeah let's go" she said and they trailed behind them.

They watched as the chairman showed them the footage.

ELSA!!! it's ELSA Mrs Kate screamed .