BROCODE💥💥
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BRO CODES THAT IS FOREVER UNBREAKABLE
1. Don't r**e anyone whether mature or minor
2. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room
3. A bro should know when his presence is no longer needed
4. Never make fun of your bro just to impress women
5. A bro must not pay for s*x
6. Your bro's Ex is your Ex (forever off-limits)
7. Make money before you make love that would procreate a child
8. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too. If you must do anything, ask your friend first
9. When money finally comes, don't change the woman who stood, believed and supported you when you had nothing — upgrade her
10. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend
11. A bro never gives up, he rests and continues
12. Never ever smash your bro's current chick
13. A bro never uses Snapchat filters — a bro must look ugly and gallant
14. A bro never wears pink underwear
15. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s ex (see rule 6 again)
16. Dress well, no matter the occasion
17. Never snitch on your bro to his girl, his mom, or the police
18. If your bro is too drunk to walk, you carry him home — no negotiation, no video evidence
19. Never borrow serious money from a bro and disappear — either pay back or disappear forever (but choose wisely)
20. When your bro is winning in life, celebrate louder than his own family. Real bros amplify success, they don’t compete with it.
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