Chapter 20
‘Hey Chad, guess what! It’s official; I’m going to be a Star,’ I said to my roomie and now best friend.
‘Ah get over yourself Tommy, what bullshit are you making up now?’ was Chad’s rather unkind response.
‘Fair dinkum mate, totally legit. After seeing my Little Bo Peep performance, my acting coach says I’ve got what it takes to be a star!’
‘Give it a rest man, he’s just pulling your chain, all these movie people are full of s**t, he’s just blowing smoke up your a*s, trying to get you to pay for more acting classes!’
‘What, you reckon he’s just pissing in my pocket?’
‘Dude, what is wrong with you? Where do you come up with these expressions?’
‘Seriously? You’re having a c***k at me about stupid sayings straight after pulling out the blowing smoke up your a*s line?’ I repl
