After being molested by her teacher, thrown into a ditch, attacked by one of her peers, told to sleep with one of them for money by her own father, and as a result of all four having a nervous breakdown that led her into the hospital, where police officers came to interview her about #3 on the list - in which she had to lie and cover for one of two of those involved in #3 apart from Jordan - there's only one sensible thing to do the next day. Bowling. Duh. "I'm with Aiden." "Excuse me? I called dibs in the car!" "He actually knows my name." "I'm friends with his girlfriend." "I'm her personal bodyguard when he needs me to look after her." "I share a room with her, Letterman, down doggie, down." "I don't have anything, actually. But the guy f***s with me." "Why are you all trying to

