Chapter Thirty-Five Dick Grant Learns the Hard Way One of the law enforcement invitees to the S Dudes fundraising dinner and ceremony brought his attorney friend, d**k Grant, from the ACLU. d**k was immediately suspicious of the use of the terms “compulsory service” and “involuntary, mandatory and indentured servitude” that were bandied about during the program and at the tables. Although he had a friendly working relationship with many in law enforcement he was, after all, a civil rights advocate. He floated around asking the slaves their age (none were minors), their living arrangements (with my wife and her boyfriend), how long they expect to be “in the service of” their mistress, wife, partner (as long as she wants me) and what the S Dudes program consists of, exactly? (It teaches us

