Eleven
Kendall
Me: Well, it’s official. I’m a cast member of Glitzy Girls. I’m holding the signed contract in my hands right now. Insert every excited and terrified emoji. Gah!
Charlize: Hell f*****g yes, girlfriend! The world is going to eat you up. You’re going to be instafamous in seconds, just you wait. When do we celebrate? I’m ready to shake my sexy ass.
Me: Filming doesn’t start for two weeks, and I was fired from my prior job, so … yeah, any night works for me.
Charlize: That monster.
Me: It’s for the better. I keep telling myself that.
Charlize: You’re a far nicer person than me. Anyway, f**k her. I’m so happy for you. Like screaming-at-the-top-of-my-lungs kinda happy. Thursday night, I’m coming over and doing your glam, and then we’re going out. Drinks, food, more drinks—a
