Kimberly: "So you two went on a date, and he's getting you a cat?" Sonia was glowing. Her book was right in front of her. Didn't she know that we had an assignment due on Monday morning? "I told you this last night. It is no big deal." "Oh, it's a big deal, all right. I think he actually likes you." I set my pen hard on the table. "Can you stop? You know that he doesn't give a f**k about me." "Girl," Sonia rolled her eyes, almost annoyed at me, "only guys that really like a girl get her a pet. It's like the next best thing to having a child together." "Did you see his i********: posts?" I snapped back, grabbing my phone and opening the shared couples account that Humphrey made us share. "He only took me so that he could get pictures to feed this entire narrative. It's nothing more

