The World Called Excalibur

Zhangshun Shan is a d**k

   The four stood outside the endless sized grey building, an ominous aura was emanating from it, it brought about an air of dread and fear.

Zhangsun Shan as always looked so confident and unshaken, Sui Wenyan too had an unreadable expression on her face.

Qui Si could feel the aura, she was scared but then she remembered her husband was there with her and  promised that he'd protect her and over time, he had always done that no matter what he had to risk, so she felt safe just from the knowledge Zhangsun Shan was with her.

Wenren Yu wasn't longer the wimp everyone thought he was, he had a sly smile on his face, he too now wore a confident grin, that was the first time he ever looked confident, he always portrayed himself as a liability who was scared of everything but being able to defeat an enemy boss on his own and getting praise from his idol had really caused his self esteem to he boosted to a great extent, right now, he really felt he could do anything.

"I am not really sure what we are expect in this building but one thing is certain, it will really be dangerous but you are my comrades after all, what's a little danger if not a thrilling stroll in a manger" Zhangsun Shan ends with a little smirk.

"Do we have any plans exactly?" Sui Wenyan asks, obviously none of them understood his last attempt to be funny.

"Plans can only be made when there is sufficient information on the enemies we are about to encounter and the layout about to be infiltrated, we have neither of those two so trying to plan now is no different from using a basket to fetch water" Zhangsun Shan replies her without flinching in his direction

"That's why we always improvise, and as I said earlier on, consider every possibility, whenever facing someone new, there's always a chance to win except if the foe is me of course" he ends with his most haughty grin as he continues "you just need to be patient and act wisely and you will always overcome, being hasty to do things will only cause further destruction and unnecessary headache" Zhangsun Shan ends with an air of authority.

"Okay, darling" Qui Si begins red filling her cheeks as she looked down

"After this, can we can both just stay in an inn, just the two of us for you know...making babies, I want a child" Qui Si smiles as she was tugging her hair lightly and using her right leg to draw an imaginary circle on the ground.

"Qui Si" Zhangsun Shan says as he turns towards her direction, he had a look of amazement on his face

"Are you alright" he asks.

"Yes..."

"Then focus" Zhangsun Shan replies her indignantly.

Sui Wenyan smiles lightly at what had just happened, it was really funny, Qui Si was really terrible at flirting, this was the wrong place and time, though for most men, it's always the right place and time but Zhangsun Shan was not most men, he was strange, even she hadn't figured him out yet.

"ZHANGUSUN ZHANSUSUN ZHANGUSUN" came a feminine familiar voice behind them, Zhangsun Shan would recognize that voice anywhere, when he had entered a comma after fighting his first Liarm beast twelve years ago, he had seen a small girl who supposedly donated blood to him and the voice he heard was the exact same one he heard back then, it was no question, whosoever was behind him was...

Running towards him was a young small girl with long black hair, she wore a purple dress with the appropriate corset, she dressed like a typical scholar; she had the appearance of ten year old Qui Si.

Qui Si was amazed as she saw her younger self directly in front of her, Sui Wenyan had a surprised look on her face, she could recognize the similarity between Qui Si and the small girl who was before her but she was shocked as she thought Qui Si still a virgin.

Wenren Yu remembered Qui Si from back then, the young girl who went away with his idol, it was fresh in his memories as most times, he'd wish he was the one who was carted away with him.

"Why did you take on that form?" Zhangsun Shan asks in her direction clearly flustered.

Ten year old Qui Si smiles lightly to herself as she puts her hand on her chest

"Well, after I confessed my love to you before you confronted R Kelly, you didn't care much so I decided to find out who you were truly in love with, so I checked the archives of the game, it also has the record and data of when you are level 0, in other words, before you entered the game as every non player is immediately classified as level 0, that's why the perks of weapons here affects every non player even as low as level 1..."

"I don't recall asking you to tell me what I already know, why did you take on that form? that's my question" Zhangsun Shan asks, his face getting flustered.

"Well" she begins with red filling her cheeks

"As I checked through your records before you became a player, I realized that there were only two people you loved and coincidentally enough, they were both women, your mom and this form I decided to take, so then I have been modifying yourself into the very woman of your dreams..." Qui Si ends as she shows off her body like a fashion superstar, Zhangsun Shan was obviously annoyed, Sui Wenyan and Qui Si had uneasy looks on their faces, Wenren Yu just kept wearing his confident grins.

She continues

"A completely flat chested childish girl with no matured and developed feminine endowments that most men would consider attractive, in other words, you are one of those men with strange fetishes, put it simply, you are a pedophile" She grins aloud as she makes a 360 degrees twirl.

Ten year old Qui Si was the AI that spoke to Zhangsun Shan when he first entered the game, the one who was first mean, abused his p***s by calling it cute and after he defeated the Liarm pack, she had suddenly changed and began to go head over heels for him.

"You are losing focus" Zhangsun Shan tells her, his body shaking from the anger and annoyance at what she had just displayed.

"But isn't that what you want" She begins her face getting all sad and pitiful, she really looked so cute when she made a face like that, almost irresistible.

Zhangsun Shan moved over to her, putting his right arm on her head, he has a look of compassion on his face.

Qui Si and Sui Wenyan looked over in their crush's direction, they had never seen him having that look before, does that mean he wasn't going to refuse her love and give in to her totally adorable face.

"AWWW, So cute" they both thought in unison.

"What I want right now more than anything and if you truly love me as much as you claim, you would help or don't you love me..."Zhangsun asks still looking at her.

"Yes, I do love you, I do love you, I do love you, I do love you, I do love you, I do love you..." The AI keeps screaming aloud as if she was a kindergarten student trying to sing a nursery school rhyme.

Zhangsun Shan's face immediately changed from compassion to a devious one as he points at the building directly in front of them

"Then I need you tell me exactly what the labyrinth is about, you were able to modify yourself, one I am sure you had to snuck past the protocols of your coding to, you said earlier on you can't access areas and all but I have heard love causes you to do what you can't normally do as long as you posses indomitable resolve, love without resolve is as useless as the letter 'P' in pneumonia, now, show me the resolve of your love by telling me exactly what I would encounter and also hurry up, you have exactly ten nanoseconds, I am a busy man, I don't have time to waste."

The two women who were once admiring his compassion suddenly change their outlook on him.

"What a jerk" Sui Wenyan thinks.

"Asshole" Qui Si thinks in support.

"I have dated over 700 trillion players being an AI here..." the AI begins as she bends her head

"...So I usually know when a player is being a player..." she ends as tears stream down from her eyes

"...It does feel like you are trying to use me, many players have done that over and over again, I never gave in to their demands, I can't be in a relationship with a lousy boyfriend, I have my digital pride as an AI..." she ends her statement as she looks up at Zhangsun Shan who didn't longer have any shred of compassion showing on his face

"...but you are different, the love of my life, the one I am totally in love with even though you have a micro dick..." She was interrupted...

"Hey" Zhangsun Shan says red covering his cheeks, he was clearly annoyed as that caused Qui Si and Sui Wenyan to narrow their looks at him.

"...But all the same, I give my all to you even if you don't replicate the same, I will give my true love a chance" She ends as she grows into Qui Si's adult form, she stands on her heels as she plants a kiss on Zhangsun Shan's lips for a moment before breaking out

"I have kissed the one I truly love, now I have no regrets, I can be destroyed trying to infiltrate the codes beyond that I can access but knowing that I finally was with the one I love, it gives me joy beyond every level of comprehension."

She ends as she vanishes away.

"I didn't give you permission to soil God's lips with your slutty body" Zhangsun Shan says clearly annoyed.

"You are such a jerk" Sui Wenyan says in his direction.

"She should arrive soon with Intel on what we are to face in the next area, with the Intel she gives us, we will be able to make a plan and overcome the trial, I am guessing the enemy boss would be at the end of the labyrinth, maybe we might even place a race of first person to get there" Zhangsun Shan ends smiling, he ignored what Sui Wenyan had said and he had intended the last part to be a joke but obviously the two ladies were so annoyed with him that they didn't even notice.

"By the way, what happened to Genferon Village" Qui Si asks.

"I have accessed the coding and layout of that area in the system, so when I realized Wenren Yu had defeated the enemy boss, I simply killed enough of the underlings there to get us to as max level as possible before changing the layout of the area entirely, I am a God of course, I do things because I want to, I was tired of seeing people fight wolves everyday of their lives, and if it wasn't that, they would be involved in silly competitions so I changed all of that, right now, their lives will be more exciting" Zhangsun Shan ends.

Qui Si was about to speak when suddenly, the AI appeared but this time, she was in a different form of a plane blue hologram with feminine physique, she was out of breath.

Zhangsun Shan was amazed as AIs weren't supposed to show fatigue meaning that for her to do what she did for him, she had gone through an incomprehensible amount of stress and bypassed top notch protocols but even though, those concepts were irrelevant to AIs and also, why did the AI decide to take that form, she was in Qui Si's body before, if he was right about the personality of the AI, she would have changed into his mother the next time she was reappearing, something was strange here and he had to find out.

Zhangsun Shan obviously made sure he didn't show his amazement.

"So what Intel do you have for us now?" Zhangsun Shan asks still with a neutral face.

"You fool" the AI smirks.

It was then that Zhangsun Shan's suspicions were confirmed.

This was obviously an enemy spawn.

The strange person waves her right arm towards them, a gust of air covers the four and they disappear into the labyrinth.

"Did you really think you will get information on the area I am supposed to supervise" she says as she transforms to her true form, she was a tall woman of 6'0 with big and curvaceous breasts of cup size; F, she was dressed in a tight skimpy woolen dress which showed of an alluring feminine physique with a nice and desirable round buttocks, similar to that of Kylie Jenner, her thighs looked like God's masterpiece, she had long red hair which was spread down to her very waist, the way the hair was styled caused it to cover her left eye, she had a Caucasian facial build up, with hazel eyes, lovely and supple skin, on a scale of 1- 10, she was at least a 100 and that's an understatement, she was really beautiful and sexy to say the least.

"Zhangsun Shan and his crew, I have separated you across my labyrinth, you would find out that levels are insignificant here as you can even run into lvl 50 creatures and above while your miserable party are all level 30 and since you are separated from each other, it's certain doom and there's no escape for you, this is where you surely die" She ends as she laughs cruelly before disappearing.

The AI appears in Zhangsun Shan's mother form, she was crying as she had failed to get the information her true love wanted.

She was amazed as she looked around, Just where the hell did they go.

As she was pondering about what happened, she realized something on the floor where Zhangsun Shan once stood, there was a piece of the cloth he wore, it was obvious as a side of it was bright blue, The AI upon seeing it walks closer and she makes a new discovery, it had writings on it.