“Come on, we’re going to have a talk,” she grumbled, dragging me forward. Fortunately for me, footwork was one of those things that I heavily invested into as a child, and I’d only gotten better with time. With one perfect lunge forward, I pecked her on the cheek. I had the delightful sight of her expression suddenly softening up as her face lit up like the sunset. There was dead silence in the bar as they waited to see whether I’d get murdered or not. “Missed ya, sweetie.” My statement was met with embarrassed stammering by the cute princess right beside me. “Y-You’re not supposed to be doing that in public!” she sputtered out, trying to keep quiet and failing spectacularly. There was a roar from the patrons as it turned to a rowdy mess of cheering and gossip as she dragged me out of th

