(An old woman is seen carrying a bag on her head and clutching tightly unto her walking stick in her hands in the middle of a forest with two young girls from afar walking towards her direction)
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Fiyinfoluwa: Folsade ,see this old woman down there(she says pointing her hands in her direction) let's help her carry her load it looks heavy on her head
Folasade: Fiyin!! are you okay??
No,tell me are you crazy ??
How would you tell a whole me to help someone (she says gesturing towards herself with her hands)
Not even just anybody oo
It's na one old hag
Fiyinfoluwa:*hisses*
You need to stop this your bad attitude oo
How can you call someone who's old enough to be your grandmother 'old hag'??
If you like help her if you like don't help her
I've made up my mind to help her
God would bless me if i do so
Folasade: How dare you??
No,tell me how dare you??
You this poor fool
How dare you compare my grandmother in Washington DC to this old hag ??
In your life don't ever try it you hear??
If not that you are my friend ehhhn
I know the best punishment for an i***t like you
Stops,already panting heavily
Continues
"God will help me as i do so"(mimicking her)
You think we are in those primary school story books where they still share magic wands like stick sweet abi??
You're a foolish dreamer my dear
That's what you are
Stupid girl!!
I don't even know how you became my friend sef
Fiyinfoluwa: (Already in tears)
M-may
(Hiccups)
May God help you
(Saying that she turns back to the other direction running away)
Folasade: Ahhhhhh
Somebody help me ooo
What did i say that is making this one to cry mumu and unnecessary cry ???
(Claps her hands together in a mockingly and continues walking as she talks to herself reminiscing the past event)
So...she did nur even have ordinary strength just this small "know your level insult" that i gave her she's already crying
Why am i even stressing myself??
The moment i buy the latest Gucci handbag ? and the latest D and C wristwatch then have it gifted ? and delivered to her doorstep she would just rush down to my house the next morning and be the one to even apologize to me
Rubbish nonsense....
Can you just imagine a whole me... help that dirty old hag??
Over my dead body
"It's me ooo
Folasade Ogunleye the one and only Oloriade of prestige campus where the price of a semester is more than 10million
Flawless skin mama
Beautiful like kilode (what happen!!)
Girl with the petite figure
(self appraisal)
(She's so into her thoughts that she doesn't realize it when she bumps into the old woman making all her bag contents pour on the floor)
Old woman:(in a strained voice) Ahhhhhhhhh!!
Watch where you're going young lady
How can you be thinking to the extent you bumped into me
Now where do I start from??
How would i pick all these up??
(Rests her chin in her hands)
How would i bend when my back and legs are paining me so much??
(Realizing that folasade didn't say anything instead was just looking at her in a bad manner)
And you're still looking at me you cannot say sorry abi?
I understand your matter
Mannerless child!!(coughs as she tries to shout)
Folasade: Are you through??
No,esofunmi se ti setan (Tell me , are you through?)
You this old hag!!
Even if you're old are you na blind
Can't you see you're the one that bumped into me
You're supposed to tell me sorry and you're here asking for sorry
Rubbish Nonsense
Thank your lucky stars that you're old if not ehhhn
I would have given you one kind of punishment that you would never forget in your life
Oldwoman: Hmmmmmm
Young girl watch your tongue and change your ways if not the world would show you it's eyes...
Then you would realize it's necessary for you to be wise before it's too late don't bite more than your small mouth which you think is big can chew
Becareful for the ground is slippery...
Watch your back for they are stones in your bag
Change your ways.....
(With that she vanishes into thin air )
Folasade: (Feeling frightened)
Ahhhhhhhhh
Jesus !!!
I just saw a witch
Somebody help!!! ( She screams running as fast as her leg can carry her)
(Mr.Ogunleye,a man in his late fifties wearing recommend glasses is seen seating with a Vanguard news paper in his hands and a golden glass cup of orange juice on a mini table beside him in a luxurious looking parlour.)
Mr.Ogunleye: (Lamenting to himself about the increase of fuel)
What is all these ehhn??
This our country sef!!
How would they increase fuel ??
The money someone would waste on it now if someone gives it to a beggar it's gonna be counted as a blessing.
(One of the multiple rooms door open and in comes folasade still in her pyjamas yawns and rubs her eyes but her father is so into his lamentation that he doesn't realize his daughter has joined has joined him in the parlour)
Folasade: Good morning dad(she greets seating down on the sofa opposite him)
Mr.Ogunleye: (Looks up from his reading position to acknowledge his daughters presence)
Good morning my dear
Hope you slept well
Folasade: Yes dad and you??
(Still yawning)
Mr.Ogunleye:Omo mi (my child)
This one you're still yawning and yawning please you need to continue sleeping dear
You need to rest dear
Folasade: Yes but i wanted to talk to you about something...
Mr.Ogunleye: (Pays attention as he drops his news paper on the table and removes his glasses)
What's wrong my dear daughter??
Talk to me....
Please don't hide anything from me tell me what went wrong??
Folasade:Dad.... it's nothing serious
I had that dream again
(She explains shrugging like it was not a big deal whereas it was more than a big deal)
Mr.Ogunleye: Which dream??
(He asks feeling a little bit confused)
Folasade: Dad!!! (She exclaims feeling surprised he had forgotten what she just told him yesterday)
It's the dream i had yesterday that i told you .... (expecting a reaction but gets none then decides to explain further for quick recollection) the one about my encounter with an oldwoman who disappeared
Mr.ogunleye:(still trying to remember)
Umm....
(Finally remembers )
Ahhh...ahh ahhh
Motirontinisin(I've now remembered)
You had the dream again??
What did the old woman say this time??
Folasade: The same thing na
What else would the old hag say ??
She's glad it was a dream had it been it was for real i wouldn't run instead i would bravely stand and ask her to reappear
Nonsense!!
I can't believe I'm seeing such a beast inside my dreams
She's so dirty
I'm meant to sanitize my dreams
Like gosh!!
Daddy,you really need to see her oo
She's-(plans to continue but get cut off by her father)
Mr.Ogunleye: (Already fuming in anger at how rude and mannerless his daughter was even after a lot of warnings and corrections)
Gbe gbogbo enu e siowun(shut up)(he shouts making her quiver in fear cause she may be grown up
She may be rude
But the fear she had for her father would never die and she knew it)
What is wrong with you??
Why don't you have regards for anything and everything??
Do you think you're some sort of goddess or something??
You can't do anything a woman can do yet all you ever do is to hurl insults at everybody
(Sees the look on her face then raises up his voice )
No na...tell me
Can you cook??
You know the answer
Can you sweep??
You know the answer
Can you clean??
You know the answer
Can you wash??
You know the answer
Yet you're so rude
And always underestimating people
Later you'd start complaining that you're having such a dream
Why won't you??
When you lack respect on every angle
They even warned you in your dreams but still it's turning on deaf hears
Kiniproblem ee??(what is your problem)
Better change this your useless attitude
Folasade: (Already in tears )
I...i can't take this anymore (she said running out of the paluor to her room)
Mr.Ogunleye: You can't take what ?
Better don't kill yourself
If you like lock yourself up in your room and cry all day long it's not my business
Rubbish (hisses)
Curtain falls ?✨
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