"Hey, sorry I missed your call a few days ago, bro. I was riding high on the horny–mone train. You didn't leave a message or call back or nothing, so I just assumed things were Gucci." The overnight shift at the shipping company started half an hour ago. It was just Michael and Rayan loading a small truck, their other teammate, Jack, had been pulled to work the forklift for the warehouse. "Mick, did you really just call your heat the 'horny–mone train'?" Rayan couldn't help it, he cracked up a little. "I did, indeed!" Michael proclaimed proudly, "And guess what? I'm in love!!!" "So, who's your crush this time?" Mick swooned as he picked up another box. "Channel 5 news weather man, Edwardo Sanchez!" Michael tended to have a new crush every time he got his heat. They

