“He died rather conveniently,” Hansen remarked.
“So we thought, but Dr. Carey, as attending physician and the executor of his estate, signed his death warrant and cremated his remains.”
“Why don’t you stop the sale of the product?”
“Such an act would be unconstitutional,” Culpepper explained. “It’s FDA-approved, nontoxic, and not a drug. Since it triggers the DNA in ova without the male chromosome, it’s been a boon to chicken farmers and dairymen. Roosters and bulls are neither produced nor needed.”
“Well,” Hansen said slowly, “I’m sure that I mean more to my wife than a fertilizing agent.”
“Service wives are its most avid supporters, sir, since they’re alone a lot. Once a female has tried Vita-Lerp, any male, for her, becomes a biological relic. I know! I’m a Southern Baptist, and no
