Another clue!
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d**k and Lefinna walked home, the restaurant where they had been had closed, it was really late in the night, almost 12 midnight.
"Is this spot right enough" d**k asks as he brings out the transporting device.
"Yes,it is Lefinna answers as she comes close to him.
Dick fiddles with the device for a while, checks around to be sure no one was watching, he pushes a button, a bright blue light encircles d**k and Lefinna. Soon, they appeared in d**k's apartment, it was disarranged and looked untidy, Renee and Maxie bodies were still on the floor rotten. With d**k's new abilities, the smell was even worse, it felt like he was surrounded by decaying bodies, d**k sighs as he collapses on his couch.
"For someone with a disgusting apartment, you sure criticise alot" Lefinna says
"Don't compare me with that short dude, I had to smoke those two fools, they nearly killed me, also this mess was purely that fault, I haven't been home in two days" d**k finishes sighing.
"Griff had a better excuse, also don't you already have a date with Sarah tomorrow"
"How did you hear that, you were quite far from us"
"My hearing is as good as a werewolf if not better"
"Yeah, I just realized something" d**k says sitting up from the chair.
"During the showdown back with Marcel, I realized I could filter what I wanted to hear, maybe I could do it for smelling too" d**k closes his eyes as if he was meditating.
Seconds later, a smile curves on his face.
"I can't smell the bodies anymore" d**k says triumphantly.
"Back to my question, are you gonna go on two dates tomorrow" Lefinna asks
"Yeah possibly, I doubt Lefinna will be interested tomorrow though" d**k says, wearing a sad look.
"Why do you say that"
"Something was troubling her, being the type of person she is, she clears out all distraction till she figures out what it is"
"So you a perfect judge of people now" Lefinna smirks.
"Yeah, the best there is. I was able to analyse Sheldon's manhood from looking at him"
"How are you so sure you are correct" Lefinna asks with mocking tone.
"His hands were very small, almost as small as an average female's one. Also, he worked out more than what was necessary"
"Those reasons are not very convincing"
"When he came over to us, he didn't bother to greet Tommy boy first, the person he knew, he went straight to you, trying to make a manly impression, the way he spoke showed alot of insecurity trying to flex his muscles outta that gay tight ass shirt, also when I said that, I noticed a flash of red in his cheeks, the white kid is real insecure, most bitches must have turned his D-game down" d**k ends with a laugh.
"And no girl has turned yours down" Lefinna smirks
"Not that I know of, I always have them screaming or moaning" d**k says the last part with a smile.
"I'd like to test that" Lefinna purrs.
"You sure your tiny hole can handle the sword that resides between my legs" d**k grins
"Not me" Lefinna laughs,
"When you go for the date with the waitress tomorrow, I shall observe"
"It's X-rated and certainly not for robots" d**k smiles.
Lefinna gives a hearty laugh.
"Goodnight, Leffy" d**k says as he closes his eyes slowly and finally drifts into a temporary slumber.
"Goodnight, d**k" Lefinna replies, she gets up, looks around the room
"I gotta clean this place up."
The next day;
Dick wakes up, he sniffed the air, it smelt lovely, like vanilla and strawberry in the air, sitting up on the chair, he looked at the room, it was arranged, the bodies were gone, d**k got up, he was in his underwear, the underwear appeared as if blood had dried on it, the T-shirt and baggy jeans he was wearing had been removed.
"Did she dress me up?"
Dick gets up from the chair, he sniffed the air again, this time, he was smelling bacon and eggs, he walked towards the kitchen. Lefinna was frying eggs, she had tucked her hair in a ponytail style, it was no longer let loose, she was wearing a small tight skirt and a small transparent t-shirt, she looked really sexy.
"You gotta stop undressing me, else I will do that to you one night" d**k grins moving toward Lefinna.
She smiles, whisking some eggs, she said
"I saw your supposed sword earlier, not bad for a pen knife" Lefinna smirks.
The smile disappears from d**k's face
"Did you rip out my d**k?"
"Yeah, you said it was a sword, wanted to test the strength, I ripped it out twenty times and I am disappointed, it couldn't c***k the wall" Lefinna smirks serving eggs on two plates.
"That's not what they were designed for" d**k could not help but smile now
"It's a sword for a woman's genital, Griff created you with one right" d**k smirks.
Lefinna shots d**k a flirty look
"Would you like to find out?"
"Yeah, lemme see a robot's v****a" she moves closer to d**k, with a swift move, she rips out d**k's genitals out.
"Aaaaargh" d**k cries out, he was bleeding profusely, he covers his crotch in pain
"Why did you do that, you could kill me, you know"
"Your manhood is incapable as a sword but it's big and and has quite alot of weight making it perfect for sausages" Lefinna says as she begins to rinse d**k's d**k with water from the sink, she proceeds to the frying pan to begin to fry it.
"So I wasn't smelling bacon, you have been cooking my d**k over and over" d**k says with an uneasy and annoyed expression.
"Yeah and they are real tasty" Lefinna says as she cuts out the d**k she was holding in her hand with her mouth.
"You gotta try it"
"Nah, I am good" d**k says as he moves to get some beer from a cabinet, he pours himself a drink and gulps it down in one go. Suddenly, a sound was heard as if the bell was pressed.
"I will get it" d**k says as he grabs a shirt and wears it quickly, he got to the door and opens it, it was Suzy,she was holding a small red handbag, she was also putting on a pastel colored slip dress over a white t-shirt, her blonde hair was styled and waxed, she was putting on red lipstick and a pair of gloves, she looked so hot.
"Suzy, how did ya find me" d**k says as he opens up the day.
Suzy comes inside, she looked around, then back at Dick
"Why are you bleeding all over your legs, doesn't it hurt?" Suzy asks looking concerned.
"It's okay" d**k smiles
"I am really surprised to see you here"
"Yeah, about that..." Lefinna suddenly bursts into the room, she was holding a tray of fried manhoods,
"Breakfast is ready" Lefinna says with glee in her voice.
Suzy's eyes turn towards Lefinna's direction but what was in the tray was really concerning
"What are those?" Suzy asks looking shocked.
"Ooh, there are just..." d**k interrupts Lefinna before she finishes her sentence
"They are just sausages, a new type" d**k says with an uneasy chuckle
"Why don't you have a seat" he says motioning to one of the chairs present.
"Okay" Suzy says as she sits down on one of the chairs,
"Really, they look like big manhoods" Suzy says still with a shocked expression.
"That's because they are" Lefinna says with a smile, she was handing Suzy the tray as if she wanted her to try one.
"I am sorry, what" Suzy says looking even more shocked.
"Don't mind my sister, she's a hilarious one, just a new type of sausage" d**k cuts in with an uneasy grin.
"Is that so" Suzy said her face lighting up "if then, I would like to try it."
She picks up one of the manhoods from the tray.
"It really looks like a p***s, this products keep getting stranger" Suzy remarked as she bit a small part of the meat.
"It tastes good all right" She commented.
"Would you excuse us for a moment" d**k says as he hauls Lefinna out of the room by her hand, Lefinna drops the tray on the table as she was led out of the room.
"This is so big, I wish Levi's manhood was this big" Suzy continues as she later gags on it playfully for a while.
"My genital is not a sausage" d**k says with an exasperated tone at Lefinna.
"Well, they are more suited for consumption than the sword you spoke about yesterday" Lefinna replies holding one of it in her left hand.
"I was only joking" d**k sighs
"I didn't expect you to take it so literally"
"Well, I did, but seriously, you gotta try it, it is so delicious" Lefinna says as she takes a bite out of it.
"Ain't you a robot, how is it possible for you to eat" d**k questions with a tense look.
"I am basically comprised of human parts and nanobots, so I can actually consume food" Lefinna replies with a wry smile.
"We will talk about this later, I have a client now, Just don't rip and cook my genital anymore" d**k says with a frustrated tone.
"What if I didn't heal, you would have gotten me killed in my sleep last night" d**k quickly adds.
"Well, you do heal but how do I get meat now" Lefinna asks.
"What did Griff feed you with" d**k asks
"Nothing, he told me I had no need for organic sustenance, I used to get jealous watching him eat, I wanted to know what that feels like" Lefinna answers, there was a frown on her face now.
"Okay then, once I am done with the client, there is a butcher's shop a few blocks from here, I will show you real meat" d**k ends with a smile.
"Okay then" Lefinna says as she jumps excitedly in the air.
Dick turns, he walks into the room where Suzy was and she was presently on the last sausage, she was slowly eating it.
"This is disturbing" d**k mutters.
"I am sorry, are you talking to me" Suzy asks as she was setting the half eaten meat back to the plate.
"Yes, how did you locate me" d**k asks as he took a seat a few feet away from the lady.
"I didn't know this was your place" Suzy began uneasily
"Something recently happened, the police stations haven't been very active for a while now"
"Yeah, thanks to Marcel"
"Something happened yesterday, I was scared I would sound crazy but with you, I am more calm about it" Suzy says with a weary look.
She reaches for the meat she left on the table.
"Don't you think you have had enough" d**k grins.
"Ooh, you are right, just that they are peculiar, I can't help myself" Suzy finishes with an uneasy chuckle.
"So the person who recommended you here, what did she say" d**k says getting a liquor and two small glass cups from a cabinet.
"She said you were pretty good, you do mess a lot around, don't ya, Mr d**k" Suzy ends the last part with a chuckle.
Dick lets out a small laugh as he pours the liquor into the small cups
"You care for one"
"Don't mind if I do" Suzy replies with a lighter expression on her face. She takes a sip
"Not a bad choice."
"Thanks" d**k grins
"Go on with the story then."
"I am sure you remember my husband Levi" Suzy levels her look at d**k.
"We didn't get much of a chance to talk" d**k replies uneasily.
"Yeah, due to some circumstances" Suzy giggles as she ends the last part.
"Hope your man is doing good" d**k ends as he settles down to a chair.
"Well he was, until last night" Suzy ends with a dull expression.
"What's wrong, dollface, your man got his head shaved" d**k chuckles.
"You are a real humanitarian" Suzy says with a stern expression.
"We were attacked yesterday by this thing"
"I wager we have fought this thing before" d**k says pouring himself another drink.
"Yeah, we have" Suzy replies
"It was a werewolf."
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