Detective Dickson 1: The last alpha human

The odds get worse

The four feet man hovering in the atmosphere uncloaks his Hoodie which was practically covering his whole face.  He had a dark brown skin, with crystal blue eyes and a strange nose like that of a crocodile.

He gave a huge grin.

"So why am I summoned" he asked.

"We are here with this mortal, he says he has encountered Shekrinda of recent" Katharina begins.

The man gives a slight nod, his eyes fall on d**k.

"By the gods, this is no mere mortal, this is the last alpha-human" he says hovering towards d**k.

"Why do y'all give it that bullshit name" d**k asks staring at the hooded figure in the eyes.

"Well, that's what they were called in ancient times, I am sure Griff briefed you on your role, he was tasked to finding you,  the reincarnation of Ixonquious the first."

"Ixon what now" d**k asks, with a surprised look, why do y'all have crappy names."  The midget stares at d**k's face for a long time.

"Didn't Griff tell you anything about your transformation" he asks still with a blank expression.

"Yeah, he told me I overpowered them other freaks" he ends this pointing to Katharina and the male vampire.

"Which was disproved in our last battle" Katharina blurts out smiling.

"b***h, you were using magic" d**k says with a stern voice.

"He also said something about me being the greatest evolution of mankind" d**k ends with a proud grin.

The midget hovers back in the air, he was muttering something to himself, after a while, he spoke out

"So the only thing Griff tells you are lies, I have to get myself better ambassadors next time."

"Really, Griff was perfect, he was like the human version of you, both of you are the shortest midgets I know" d**k smirks with a tone of sarcasm.

The hovering figure shoots d**k an evil glance, he quickly changes his facial expression.

"Sages like me must not give in to the provocation of children like you" he says out breathing gently.

"Is that what you say to comfort yourself when you look between your legs" d**k smirks.

The creature ignores him and continues

"Son of a d**k, you are the chosen one to protect this universe from the impending danger that shall befall it soon, I am Redoulp and it's my job to train you to become who you were supposed to be."

"How can a foul mouthed mortal like this be the one to deliver us from our destruction" The male vampire says,  flustered.

"Are you saying that cause I am black" d**k stands up to his full height and with a demeaning gaze.

The male vampire staggers back, obviously shaken by what d**k said.

"Well, look here, you racist, balding,  shitty dickheaded asshole, I am black and I am a whole lot better than your white pathetic ass, you don't see me struggling against a dude for years.  Hell, I f****d up a vampire and three werewolves and guess what, motherfucker, I didn't have any f*****g powers, I am the king here and I am the f*****g alpha male around here, wanna know why, cause I am awesome, good looking, charming, and way smarter than you or your pathetic kind will ever be. Hell, even gods wish they were me unlike you rotten skinny bones who could really use a burger" d**k ends the last part staring him in his eyes.

The man had a murder look, d**k had a mocking look, d**k was enjoying every bit of it.

"Children, stop" Redoulp says, a smile then creeps on his face.

"Son of a d**k, why don't you tell me who that fellow is, after all, you claim to be the smartest in the room unless you are not" He says pointing to the cloaked figure who was below him when he had first been summoned, the cloaked figure was putting on white,dressed as a typical monk.

Dick grins mildly and walks over to the figure, he obviously loved a challenge, he stares at the figure for some seconds, in the chest side, the clothing was more there than it was on the abdomen.

"This person possesses breasts with a band size of 38 inches and a bust size of 35 inches, she must have a cup size of 3 inches"  d**k thinks staring at the person's chest.

"It is a female" d**k says aloud.

Dick looks down at the feet, she was wearing sandals, based on the amount of ground it was covering, and compared to her entire body height, she was using size nine, he looked at the hands, the clothing was almost too oversized as he notices her arms were only on one side of the arm cloth compartment, the remaining space was enough for four of those arms.  The figure was about five feet six inches with a body mass of 48kg.

"You nasty prick" d**k says aloud.

"How did you get Sarah wrapped in all this" d**k ends with a grin.

"As expected, Though, I thought you would just use internal scan" Redoulp says beaming with smiles.

"I don't cheat" d**k smiles back.

"You can unveil yourself" Redoulp says aloud.

The figure removes the clothing on her face, and it was Sarah, there were a few changes to her now, she now had traces of white all over her hair."

"You are becoming a grandma" d**k grins, she waves her arm at d**k and d**k feels an invisible force lifting him off the ground and and pushing him backwards, he crashes to the wall at the edge of the room denting the wall as well.

Sarah gives a mild grin, everyone actually does.

"Hope you are okay, just getting used to my new abilities" She says to d**k.

Dick gets up on his feet, he had a light smile on his feet.

"It's cool, we are now officially the circus" he says and he leaps to the area they were.

Redoulp gives a light smile and says

"Now, if you would please do me the honour of no interruptions, there is a story I have to tell, it's about the danger that won't just befall this universe but the entire multiverse as well."

"Well, go on then" d**k says grinning his teeth.

"Millions of years ago, the gods decided that mortals too could be gods if they were worthy.  They proclaimed this to all living beings.  One human known as Larias had fought in so many battles, he always emerged victorious, he was witty and resourceful.  The gods decided that this will be the first self made god.  When Larias became a god, he grew greedy with power, he created a prison but this was unlike any other, this prison constantly drained the energy and life force of its victim to keep it running, it was impossible to break out of it.  Larias went out to every realm in the multiverse hurting and dominating over all, every one who resisted him was killed except a pirate crew who was headed by the first alpha-human Ixonquious, the alpha-human is the greatest evolution of humanity and possibly all mortals, their genes enable them to adapt instantly to any environment or attack no matter how harsh, if they need extraordinary strength to deal in a situation, once the body and mind are in sync and they are aware, they got it instantly.  It was a cross breed of vampires, lycans, werewolves, minotaurs and any creature you now think myth except tiyanaks, they were too creepy and since they didn't mate, they got extinct." Redoulp says a scowl coming up on his face.

"So are you gonna continue the story or you are gonna talk about the alpha-human history" Sarah smiles.

Redoulp clears his throat and continues "he had four other members in his crew, the first vampire, Dracula himself, an extremely powerful mage, whom Dracula later married, her name was Mina, there was a strange creature too, she had the ability to manipulate minds, She was Drala and a very pecuilar creature known Kubol who come from a race know as Tinios, as you can guess, they were extremely small in size with an average height of seven centimetres.  This crew gave themselves a name, a name that has continued to stir emotions in the hearts of generations in the past and generations to come, they were the FUCKERS, whose motto was to f**k up every form of injustice.

Together, the fuckers rescued the gods from the prison and they trapped Larias himself in his prison.  Before he was put back in jail, he threatened to get out and have his revenge.  Ixonquious not wanting to take chances, took his blood and made an elixir, he believed should Larias rise again, someone of his bloodlines would partake of the elixir and stop him" Redoulp ends, a solemn look on his face.

"That was pretty intense, what makes you so sure I am his descendant talk less of his reincarnation" d**k says.

"Like him, you always use humor to hide the deep pain in your soul" Redoulp answers.

BOOOOM!!!!, the walls of the castle explodes as a figure drops from the sky, the figure was tall and he had a murder look in his eyes, and he was holding a long sword in his right hand, it was glowing bluish white, It was Sheldon or as the lycans and vampires call him, Shekindra.

"d**k, I now know why your parents named you that" Shekindra snarls.

"It's obvious cause I got it big unlike you shelly tiny prick" d**k smirks.

"How did you find our fortress" The male vampire says with anger in his voice.

"I was waiting at that fucker's house, I wanted him to know I had delivered the necessary also to threaten him a bit, I sat in his f*****g house for eight damn hours" Shekindra says snarling.

"But I gotta thank you, you just made my job a whole lot easier, using the Nexris amulet, I shall revive my god Larias and I can just see it here" He says pointing at Sarah.

Dick turns towards her direction, he couldn't see anything around her neck and she didn't seem to be holding anything either, d**k straining his eyes and using his internal scan ability, he sees a small strange necklace with a small snake sculpture as a pendant.

"How did you even find me" d**k asks turning his attention back at him.

"There are ancient ways of tracking people using belongings that were worn dearly by them" Shekindra says with a crazy snarl.

"You sick f**k, you used my underwear for some voodoo s**t" d**k says flustered.

"Well, I gotta break it to you, but you are dealing with the vampire leader, the lycan leader, an elite vampire hunter, the protector of the realm himself and a child who was unfortunately given undeserved abilities" the male vampire says the last part giving d**k a demeaning gaze.

"I knew you were racist, just didn't think you were a sexist too, you forgot the three females over there" d**k says pointing towards Lefinna, Chen and Sarah.

The man looks towards the two ladies with a blank expression.

"Whosoever came up with the word discrimination certainly had you in mind" d**k says with a mocking tone.

The man cheeks flash red with anger.

Shekindra gives a light smile

"You really don't give me enough credit",  he snaps his finger, Chen suddenly launches herself at Sarah, Sarah was able to evade in time, the white haired vampire tries to s***h the blade used for the summoning earlier at the male vampire but he leaps backward in time to evade.

"You got them under some mind control s**t" d**k asks with an annoyed expression.

"No, let's just say they were my spies and speaking about mind control, remember those two wolves you let outside" Shekindra says still a mocking expression.

Deafening screams were heard, then a fight as if some people were waring in the next room.  Soon, two wolves emerge with blood all over their snow white skin.

"Now, this is mind control" Shekindra smiles.

"Now why don't I wrap this party up,  ladies and boys, get me that necklace" he ends with a cruel smile, pointing at  Sarah's neck.

Soon, Sarah and Chen face each other, green circular circles appear on Sarah's palm, they had strange runes and there were various shapes embedded on them such as triangles and circles, the circles were transparent as her palms could also be seen.

"You are just a trainee in mage craft" Chen grins at Sarah.

"Your chest is flat for a lady, what's your bra size, AA" Sarah grins back at her.  Chen's smile disappears as she launches herself at Sarah.

"I should have known you were a traitor, you were a crazy psychopath" The vampire leader says to the white haired vampire.

"I tasted all the blood of people in here except yours and the strange geezer underground" the white haired vampire says holding her blade to her tongue.

"I can't wait to know what yours feel like" She says as she dashes towards him.

"I got you now" d**k says as he leaps towards Shekindra, Shekindra grabs d**k by his right arm and flings him towards the wall, the wall breaks under the impact and d**k lands in the other room.

"We will stop you" a voice comes from behind, Shekindra turns, it was Redoulp, Katharina and Lefinna.  The two ladies dash toward him but they were intercepted by the two big silver wolves.

Redoulp hovers towards Shekindra, as he was about to grab him, Shekindra disappears, he reappears in another side of the room, he was holding Sarah by the neck, he rips out the necklace from her neck, he drops her to the ground, he snaps his fingers, soon the two big wolves retract back to human dropping to the grounds.

"Let us go now, ladies" Shekindra says aloud, soon the ladies appear at his side.

"A new God is coming" Shekindra grins, a blue light covers them and they vanish into the air.