Chapter 15 How did one have a heart-to-heart talk with a ghost? How did one break up with a ghost? Edwin would have taken the coward’s way out and left a message on Cooper’s voice mail, if he had a voice mail. He had actually taken that route before, and it had been surprisingly effective—in fact, it had been the easiest dissolution of a relationship that Edwin had ever experienced. He expected that had something to do with the fact that even Tom had had too much self-respect to chase a coward like Edwin. But to Edwin’s knowledge, ghosts did not have phones. Should he be proactive? Ask Cooper to materialize? Try to reach for him in his dreams? Go have a long it’s-not-you-it’s-me discussion with the Alfa Romeo? Or would it be better to wait for Cooper to visit him once again? Since the ni

