At noon, I decided to call Sierra. Instead of being greeted by the glasses wearing gamer girl, I was greeted by Sabrina. “Hello?” “Did I dial the right number?” I asked and Sabrina made a sound of confirmation. “Sierra told me to get her phone because she’s playing video games with your boyfriend,” she said. I was silent for a minute. “Channing Tatum's there?” I asked. "Jonah, are you aware that your girlfriend is in love with another man? In her defense, it's Channing Tatum- but still!" she called. I didn't hear what Jonah said in response but I really wanted to. "Wait, who's my boyfriend?" I asked her. “Jonah, silly,” Sabrina laughed. I heard Sierra say something. “Yeah, she didn’t know. She is so oblivious.” Instead of taking the insult to heart, I just rolled my eyes. “You’re f

